Happy Mother’s Day!

A friendly reminder from QJ.net – Don’t forget it is Mother’s Day! If you did, you may be in trouble. Moms are very sensitive about this holiday and it can determine the quality of gifts given to you for the next fifty holidays. Luckily, included in this article is a great guide about how to ‘remember’ Mother’s Day even if you forgot directed toward the average gamer.

How To Remember Mother’s Day Even If You Forgot

1. Quietly get all your cash/video game store gift cards together.
This may be the most important part. You need some form of currency to buy your mother a gift. If you don’t have gift cards/cash, consider trading in old video games for store credit. Mine as well buy mom something you can both enjoy.

2. Sneak out of the house.
Like a stealthy ninja, sneak out of your house. If your mother is asleep, do not wake her. If she is up, do not let her know your gone. Leave a video game system running in your room at full volume with your door shut. Record yourself screaming obscenities at various intervals. This will recreate a realistic gaming experience. Any good mom knows not to disturb a gamer at work.

After, take a car and start driving. If you can’t drive, hitch a ride from another family member.

3. Go to an electronics store.
This directly relates to what gift cards you brought and what stores accept trade-ins. If you accidentally go to a store that does not normally accept trade-ins, demand store credit anyways. Mother’s Day is a time of hate and demands. Remember that.

4. Pick at item and buy it.
Choose something you and your mother would enjoy. Brain Age is a good example. It has that fun family-factor. If you are feeling less self-less, you could choose something more along the lines of an X-Box 360. Key in the factors of photo presentations and other features of the system a mother might enjoy.

5. Go back home.
Don’t bother with purchasing a gift bag or wrapping paper. Drive home as fast as you can. Sneak around the house and find a casual area to sit. If your mother or anyone else questions you, explain how you were there the whole day.

6. Give the gift of love.
When gifting time arrives, give her the item you purchased earlier. It is a given that both you and your mom will enjoy it.

Happy Mother’s Day!

A friendly reminder from QJ.net – Don’t forget it is Mother’s Day! If you did, you may be in trouble. Moms are very sensitive about this holiday and it can determine the quality of gifts given to you for the next fifty holidays. Luckily, included in this article is a great guide about how to ‘remember’ Mother’s Day even if you forgot directed toward the average gamer.

How To Remember Mother’s Day Even If You Forgot

1. Quietly get all your cash/video game store gift cards together.
This may be the most important part. You need some form of currency to buy your mother a gift. If you don’t have gift cards/cash, consider trading in old video games for store credit. Mine as well buy mom something you can both enjoy.

2. Sneak out of the house.
Like a stealthy ninja, sneak out of your house. If your mother is asleep, do not wake her. If she is up, do not let her know your gone. Leave a video game system running in your room at full volume with your door shut. Record yourself screaming obscenities at various intervals. This will recreate a realistic gaming experience. Any good mom knows not to disturb a gamer at work.

After, take a car and start driving. If you can’t drive, hitch a ride from another family member.

3. Go to an electronics store.
This directly relates to what gift cards you brought and what stores accept trade-ins. If you accidentally go to a store that does not normally accept trade-ins, demand store credit anyways. Mother’s Day is a time of hate and demands. Remember that.

4. Pick at item and buy it.
Choose something you and your mother would enjoy. Brain Age is a good example. It has that fun family-factor. If you are feeling less self-less, you could choose something more along the lines of an X-Box 360. Key in the factors of photo presentations and other features of the system a mother might enjoy.

5. Go back home.
Don’t bother with purchasing a gift bag or wrapping paper. Drive home as fast as you can. Sneak around the house and find a casual area to sit. If your mother or anyone else questions you, explain how you were there the whole day.

6. Give the gift of love.
When gifting time arrives, give her the item you purchased earlier. It is a given that both you and your mom will enjoy it.

Happy Mother’s Day!