New Red Steel ads are verrry direct to the point…

Geez, where’s the love, Sensei? Always with the put-downs, never with the praise! Hey, part of the reason why we answered your previous ad for Red Steel – aside from the fact that we’re really liking Red Steel so far – is that, yeah, we do need the help in the Yakuza a**-kicking department.

No, these ads won’t fold up to form a paper shuriken, though they do state in the clear the very direct-to-the-point Sensei’s phone number this time. They also state, pretty clearly, that tutorials may be necessary (given that the Wiimote is still pretty much uncharted territory, yeah, Sensei may have a point). Ah, and a small peek into some four-way multiplayer action, to demonstrate to Sensei who’s the biggest loser – aw crap, man, now his negativity’s rubbing off on us! These Red Steel ads do know how to grab a man’s attention.

Buy: [Red Steel]

Geez, where’s the love, Sensei? Always with the put-downs, never with the praise! Hey, part of the reason why we answered your previous ad for Red Steel – aside from the fact that we’re really liking Red Steel so far – is that, yeah, we do need the help in the Yakuza a**-kicking department.

No, these ads won’t fold up to form a paper shuriken, though they do state in the clear the very direct-to-the-point Sensei’s phone number this time. They also state, pretty clearly, that tutorials may be necessary (given that the Wiimote is still pretty much uncharted territory, yeah, Sensei may have a point). Ah, and a small peek into some four-way multiplayer action, to demonstrate to Sensei who’s the biggest loser – aw crap, man, now his negativity’s rubbing off on us! These Red Steel ads do know how to grab a man’s attention.

Buy: [Red Steel]