Uwe Boll Challenges Critics… to a Boxing Match

The gaming world’s least favourite director, Uwe Boll has issued a challenge. He’s willing to take on five of his critics on in a boxing match. That’s right. Boxing.

“Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a boxing ring to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.”

Um. Wow. That’s quite a contest. Not only do you get a free trip to beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia (visit us, we rock), but you get to try and punch Boll in the face? However, it’s not open to everyone.

“To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered.”

If you’re an eligible male between 140 and 190 lbs, e-mail your proof of negative review to [email protected]. You must also agree to sign a waiver form in case you get hurt.

Via GameSpot

The gaming world’s least favourite director, Uwe Boll has issued a challenge. He’s willing to take on five of his critics on in a boxing match. That’s right. Boxing.

“Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a boxing ring to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press.”

Um. Wow. That’s quite a contest. Not only do you get a free trip to beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia (visit us, we rock), but you get to try and punch Boll in the face? However, it’s not open to everyone.

“To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered.”

If you’re an eligible male between 140 and 190 lbs, e-mail your proof of negative review to [email protected]. You must also agree to sign a waiver form in case you get hurt.

Via GameSpot