Pimpin’ Down Under: An MMOHPG

Whoever said “Pimpin’ ain’t easy” was right. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your moral compass) for you, you can take part in one great MMOHPG.

What’s an MMOHPG, you ask?

Well… Massively Multiplayer Online Ho-Pimping Game. Yep, we’re serious. Because prostitution is legal, to some extent, in Australia, it comes as no surprise that someone would capitalize on it with a game while glossing over the reality of the business itself. Enter Pimpin’ Down Under, a web-based game that lets you vie for the top spot in the world of pimping.

The game itself is mostly text-based, but is completely free, so there aren’t any worries about needing the best type of computer to play. While it is a “pimping game,” there isn’t any actual nudity as far as we could determine, though there will definitely be some trouble once particular social interest groups hear of this. For now, you can enjoy playing it and, if you reach the top spot after a round of play (lasting two to four weeks), you actually win prizes such as a plasma television worth over $4000 and a PSP.

For a bit of novelty, dig around the site. You’ll find an option to change the language from English to Swedish to… Pimpish. Have fun pimpin’,and make sure your parents/wife/kids see you.

Whoever said “Pimpin’ ain’t easy” was right. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your moral compass) for you, you can take part in one great MMOHPG.

What’s an MMOHPG, you ask?

Well… Massively Multiplayer Online Ho-Pimping Game. Yep, we’re serious. Because prostitution is legal, to some extent, in Australia, it comes as no surprise that someone would capitalize on it with a game while glossing over the reality of the business itself. Enter Pimpin’ Down Under, a web-based game that lets you vie for the top spot in the world of pimping.

The game itself is mostly text-based, but is completely free, so there aren’t any worries about needing the best type of computer to play. While it is a “pimping game,” there isn’t any actual nudity as far as we could determine, though there will definitely be some trouble once particular social interest groups hear of this. For now, you can enjoy playing it and, if you reach the top spot after a round of play (lasting two to four weeks), you actually win prizes such as a plasma television worth over $4000 and a PSP.

For a bit of novelty, dig around the site. You’ll find an option to change the language from English to Swedish to… Pimpish. Have fun pimpin’,and make sure your parents/wife/kids see you.