Swashbucklers unite! Sid Meier’s Pirates gameplay

Let us dispense with the pirate formalities and talk civilly about 2K Games‘ PSP iteration of Sid Meier’s Pirates. You’re a pirate; you steal things, woo women and blow ships up with your cannons and flaming pitch.

There’s one thing you lack, however, and that’s a sense of class. Throw away those “YARRR!” cries and those “walking the plank” references and other sort of things related to Davy Jones‘ nonexistent locker. If you want to know real class, then you’ve got to watch a master in action!

Here’s a video of one great pirate’s exploits. He’s richer and more powerful than any of you, but he does everything with class. Maybe you’ll pick something up from him, and stop with all your lollygagging and whatnot.

And remember the first rule of being a stylish pirate: “ARR!” is NOT a letter.

Let us dispense with the pirate formalities and talk civilly about 2K Games‘ PSP iteration of Sid Meier’s Pirates. You’re a pirate; you steal things, woo women and blow ships up with your cannons and flaming pitch.

There’s one thing you lack, however, and that’s a sense of class. Throw away those “YARRR!” cries and those “walking the plank” references and other sort of things related to Davy Jones‘ nonexistent locker. If you want to know real class, then you’ve got to watch a master in action!

Here’s a video of one great pirate’s exploits. He’s richer and more powerful than any of you, but he does everything with class. Maybe you’ll pick something up from him, and stop with all your lollygagging and whatnot.

And remember the first rule of being a stylish pirate: “ARR!” is NOT a letter.