Tampons save lives:a couple of new Army of Two gameplay videos

In battle, you should always remember two important things: female hygiene products can save your life, and there’s no shame in pretending to be dead to get some aggro off your back. This gameplay video update of Electronic ArtsArmy of Two(PS3, Xbox 360) shows off those two little nuggets of wisdom in action, and in the middle of a very frantic firefight, no less.

So what do tampons have to do with hardcore, musclebound mercenaries and their bullet-inflicted injuries? We’re not completely sure ourselves, but it appears that it’s used in the Trauma Center-ish minigame sequence that you have to go through in order to resuscitate your partner. The purpose of playing dead, however, is quite clear, as it fools the enemy into thinking that you’ve already bought the farm and is no longer a threat. That’s when you get up and give him the what-for. In the head. Bang.

Witty dialogue, solid FPS action, an extensive co-op feature? Very want. Updates as we get them, and enjoy the videos!

The other video after the jump!

Buy: [Army of Two (PS3)]
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In battle, you should always remember two important things: female hygiene products can save your life, and there’s no shame in pretending to be dead to get some aggro off your back. This gameplay video update of Electronic ArtsArmy of Two(PS3, Xbox 360) shows off those two little nuggets of wisdom in action, and in the middle of a very frantic firefight, no less.

So what do tampons have to do with hardcore, musclebound mercenaries and their bullet-inflicted injuries? We’re not completely sure ourselves, but it appears that it’s used in the Trauma Center-ish minigame sequence that you have to go through in order to resuscitate your partner. The purpose of playing dead, however, is quite clear, as it fools the enemy into thinking that you’ve already bought the farm and is no longer a threat. That’s when you get up and give him the what-for. In the head. Bang.

Witty dialogue, solid FPS action, an extensive co-op feature? Very want. Updates as we get them, and enjoy the videos!

Buy: [Army of Two (PS3)]
Buy: [Army of Two (Xbox 360)]

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