Game developer of the millenium: Satan

Publishers and game developers can slug it out and go at it all they want, but apparently, video games have one source and one source alone: Satan! *Gasp* One staff writer for the Orange County Register types away at her blog and unloads on those awful, awful video games, even going as far as saying that games were created by Satan.

Publishers and game developers can slug it out and go at it all they want, but apparently, video games have one source and one source alone: Satan! *Gasp* One staff writer for the Orange County Register types away at her blog and unloads on those awful, awful video games, even going as far as saying that games were created by Satan.

Marla Jo Fisher, a mom, is proud to note that her home is the only one in the neighborhood that is completely videogame-free. She even cites the story of a mom calling 911 to get her kid to stop playing as reinforcement to her theory. She’s definitely on board with that guy that said Pokemon is the devil’s work.

Video games are THE DEVIL!!!

“If Sir Isaac Newton had been playing a DS, I’m sure he never would have noticed the apple falling from the tree, so he never would have formulated the theory of gravity,” she wrote. Thanks to not playing video games, she “was able to get a job as a professional writer, where people pay me to ride on fire engines, go on ride-alongs with cops and insult the makers of video games.”

“Here’s my question: When do kids ever think these days? When do they ever have brains free from electronics long enough to ponder the universe? To think of things that might someday lead them to a cure for cancer?”

Universe-pondering, anyone?

TheMomBlog [via Gamepolitics]