Adam Corolla pesters PS3 fans

Adam CorollaAdam Corolla, defunct “The Man Show” co-host and “radio morning man”, decided to disturb PS3 fans (or aspiring moneymakers) just for the heck of it. You see, he spotted them waiting in line for the PS3 launch, and it sure got him worked up for some mischief (which pretty much involves sex, sex and more sex).

Through staffer “Big” Tad Newcomb and assistant Lindsay, Corolla spoke via the phone with those waiting in the PS3 line at the Best Buy franchise at LaBrea and Santa Monica.

One of the unfortunate guys was a 30-year old named Jay, who was peppered with questions that reek of nerd stereotyping, such as not having a woman. As if on cue, Ron Jeremy, a porn star, came up and offered a sort of all-expense paid trip, which includes free airfare, free place to stay, free meals, and of course, free ladies, to the infamous Nevada brothel, “Bunny Ranch”.

Now, here’s the catch: In exchange for that, Jay has to give up his place in line. Newcomb reported that as of 9 a.m. Pacific Time, there were about 150-200 people waiting in line for the PS3, even if best Buy was guaranteed only 20 PS3 units for the taking. So Jay was posed with a difficult decision to make. Will he choose to put an end to his supposed “dry spell” in bed over the much-coveted Sony unit? Or will he stand his ground as a gamer and stubbornly refuse the worldly pleasures he was offered?

JayÂ’s response? “Never gonna happen,” he told Carolla and Jeremy. “ItÂ’s the PS3. AinÂ’t gonna happen.”

Another guy was given the same offer, but refused it as well. Hmmm… apparently some people would trade sex for a PS3 anytime. How about you?

Via GWN

Adam CorollaAdam Corolla, defunct “The Man Show” co-host and “radio morning man”, decided to disturb PS3 fans (or aspiring moneymakers) just for the heck of it. You see, he spotted them waiting in line for the PS3 launch, and it sure got him worked up for some mischief (which pretty much involves sex, sex and more sex).

Through staffer “Big” Tad Newcomb and assistant Lindsay, Corolla spoke via the phone with those waiting in the PS3 line at the Best Buy franchise at LaBrea and Santa Monica.

One of the unfortunate guys was a 30-year old named Jay, who was peppered with questions that reek of nerd stereotyping, such as not having a woman. As if on cue, Ron Jeremy, a porn star, came up and offered a sort of all-expense paid trip, which includes free airfare, free place to stay, free meals, and of course, free ladies, to the infamous Nevada brothel, “Bunny Ranch”.

Now, here’s the catch: In exchange for that, Jay has to give up his place in line. Newcomb reported that as of 9 a.m. Pacific Time, there were about 150-200 people waiting in line for the PS3, even if best Buy was guaranteed only 20 PS3 units for the taking. So Jay was posed with a difficult decision to make. Will he choose to put an end to his supposed “dry spell” in bed over the much-coveted Sony unit? Or will he stand his ground as a gamer and stubbornly refuse the worldly pleasures he was offered?

JayÂ’s response? “Never gonna happen,” he told Carolla and Jeremy. “ItÂ’s the PS3. AinÂ’t gonna happen.”

Another guy was given the same offer, but refused it as well. Hmmm… apparently some people would trade sex for a PS3 anytime. How about you?

Via GWN

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