Dead Or Alive Movie Stills

*Shakes head. Oi! It looks like the videogame movie curse is particularly strong with this one. Look at the first pic, just look at it! This is just one of the reasons videogames get no respect! The film is apparently being marketed as a cross between Charlie’s Angels and Enter The Dragon (damn them from dragging Bruce Lee’s image into this whole mess). For the love of G’karr, please stay away from the theatres when this movie comes out. Still, I guess this is what happens when you have poor source material. (oh no you didn’t!)

Rent it on DVD on a slow Wednesday night, sit back with a cold one, a microwave dinner and some nachos then enjoy the bouncies, but don’t see it in theatres, you’ll get hairy palms!

*Shakes head. Oi! It looks like the videogame movie curse is particularly strong with this one. Look at the first pic, just look at it! This is just one of the reasons videogames get no respect! The film is apparently being marketed as a cross between Charlie’s Angels and Enter The Dragon (damn them from dragging Bruce Lee’s image into this whole mess). For the love of G’karr, please stay away from the theatres when this movie comes out. Still, I guess this is what happens when you have poor source material. (oh no you didn’t!)

Rent it on DVD on a slow Wednesday night, sit back with a cold one, a microwave dinner and some nachos then enjoy the bouncies, but don’t see it in theatres, you’ll get hairy palms!