Dead or Alive: Paradise TV spot: 45 seconds of spanking the monkey

The title just about says it all, really.

The title just about says it all, really.

And so the truth comes out, eh? Even though Tecmo’s Yoshinori Ueda went up and said Dead or Alive: Paradise is not soft porn, they still go and advertise the game with nothing but spanking the monkey…literally.

For those who haven’t kept up, Dead or Alive: Paradise has lots of bouncy boobs, bubbles, kinky mini-games, and complete pan-zoom control to watch it all with. Its own ESRB game summary, one of creepy voyeurism and dental floss thongs, even had to be taken down because you just can’t accurately describe the game without making grandma blush.

Apparently, Tecmo is cool about the idea that they’re a publisher that has a game that people masturbate to – seems like they even encourage it.

Thanks again Peter!