Dead or Alive: Paradise will make you choke your chicken

You have to hand it to Tecmo – they’re well-versed in the euphemisms for self-pleasuring, and they have no problem showing it to the world. Coming right up is another trailer for Dead or Alive: Paradise, and this one goes out to everyone who ever got caught in that awkward moment.

You have to hand it to Tecmo – they’re well-versed in the euphemisms for self-pleasuring, and they have no problem showing it to the world. Coming right up is another trailer for Dead or Alive: Paradise, and this one goes out to everyone who ever got caught in that awkward moment.

We’ve already seen spanking the monkey, so this one pretty much follows up on everything you can expect with Dead or Alive: Paradise. What’s next, bash the bishop?