In time for Valentine’s: Halo shirts for gamer couples

 

If you’re a fan of Jen Taylor, the voice-actress behind the maddening Cortana, or if you’re really just a creepy guy who’s insanely in-love with artificial-intelligences constructed from the flash-cloned brains of genius female doctors, then the long-sleeved sweatshirt in the image above shirt might be for you.

If you’re a average frag-loving, kill-loving Halo gamer-lady (We don’t know which term is considered politically correct anymore! Some complain that gamer-girl is derogatory. Whatever.), then the above baby-tee is for you.

As cool and timely as the above shirts are, it is Valentines after all, it would really rock if the backs of both shirts said this:

I have defied gods and demons.
I am your shield, I am your sword.
I know you; your past, your future.
This is the way the world ends.

That snippet from the May 2006 announcement trailer would make both shirts a bit more romantic than they already are. The snippet would also make it an auto-purchase for some of us here at QJ.

Both shirts are available at the Official Bungie Store. Both sell for around US$ 16.95. If you’re socially acceptable enough to end up with a gamer girl(boy)friend, and Halo is part of your gaming sphere of interest, then the shirts are definitely worth it.

Via Bungie Store

 

If you’re a fan of Jen Taylor, the voice-actress behind the maddening Cortana, or if you’re really just a creepy guy who’s insanely in-love with artificial-intelligences constructed from the flash-cloned brains of genius female doctors, then the long-sleeved sweatshirt in the image above shirt might be for you.

If you’re a average frag-loving, kill-loving Halo gamer-lady (We don’t know which term is considered politically correct anymore! Some complain that gamer-girl is derogatory. Whatever.), then the above baby-tee is for you.

As cool and timely as the above shirts are, it is Valentines after all, it would really rock if the backs of both shirts said this:

I have defied gods and demons.
I am your shield, I am your sword.
I know you; your past, your future.
This is the way the world ends.

That snippet from the May 2006 announcement trailer would make both shirts a bit more romantic than they already are. The snippet would also make it an auto-purchase for some of us here at QJ.

Both shirts are available at the Official Bungie Store. Both sell for around US$ 16.95. If you’re socially acceptable enough to end up with a gamer girl(boy)friend, and Halo is part of your gaming sphere of interest, then the shirts are definitely worth it.

Via Bungie Store