John Badsky’s Fifth Freedom: freedom to kill for $59.99
In Ubisoft‘s Tom Clancy: Splinter Cell for the Xbox 360 (and coming soon for the Wii), the Fifth Freedom is a fictional right that entitles agents of the Third Echelon to do whatever is deemed necessary to protect the four cornerstones of American moral thought. Those four cornerstones, in case you’re interested to know, are freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom from want, and freedom from fear.
In the game, an operative can pretty much do anything including breaking laws and all other means to accomplish his mission and charge it to the Fifth Freedom. Under “all other means” you have assassination, torture, and kidnapping, to name a few.
Now, imagine the Fifth Freedom was packaged and made available to everyone for $59.99! That’s what John Badsky’s Fifth Freedom is all about. In this hilarious tacky infomercial spoof (click on the Read link below to see it), Badsky offers the Fifth Freedom for $59.99. But wait! There’s more. Fifth Freedom comes with a free Double Agent Starter Pack, 24 hour mission support, and two bottles of Bleed Out blood stain remover.
We haven’t seen a deal like this since the Pink Plastic Flamingo was offered on QVC.
In Ubisoft‘s Tom Clancy: Splinter Cell for the Xbox 360 (and coming soon for the Wii), the Fifth Freedom is a fictional right that entitles agents of the Third Echelon to do whatever is deemed necessary to protect the four cornerstones of American moral thought. Those four cornerstones, in case you’re interested to know, are freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom from want, and freedom from fear.
In the game, an operative can pretty much do anything including breaking laws and all other means to accomplish his mission and charge it to the Fifth Freedom. Under “all other means” you have assassination, torture, and kidnapping, to name a few.
Now, imagine the Fifth Freedom was packaged and made available to everyone for $59.99! That’s what John Badsky’s Fifth Freedom is all about. In this hilarious tacky infomercial spoof (click on the Read link below to see it), Badsky offers the Fifth Freedom for $59.99. But wait! There’s more. Fifth Freedom comes with a free Double Agent Starter Pack, 24 hour mission support, and two bottles of Bleed Out blood stain remover.
We haven’t seen a deal like this since the Pink Plastic Flamingo was offered on QVC.
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