Protecting the Future a Lap at a Time: The Lapinator
With a name like the Lapinator, you’re bound to get some low-brow humor featuring some well-known Austrian bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-politician. However, let’s skip all that crass discussion about that Austrian guy and insert some more intellectually stimulating discussion.
On male fertility.
Aside from hot laptops burning stuff like your legs and eggs, letting the laptop warm up on your actual lap can heat up your scrotum, lessening sperm production and thus messing with your chances at a family. Continued exposure to such an action can cause permanent damage to your privates, and also to your private life. Bad news in general, very bad news for people with exploding Dells or really warm MacBooks. Luckily for laptop users, the Lapinator has come to help.
The Lapinator is placed or can be attached to the bottom of your laptop to act as a heat barrier, keeping the laptop from getting too toasty. You can also put stick-on bumpers to elevate the rear of the laptop to keep a flow of air coming to the unit as well as position the keyboard to be slanted towards the user.
The Lapinator is also weighs only 11 ounces, and comes in both 13 inch (Lapinator) and 18 inch (Lapinator Plus) versions, the latter being very useful for 17 inch notebooks, or as extra space to place an actual mouse on.
The Lapinator and Lapinator Plus are sold for 25 and 30 dollars respectively, a bit pricier than the average protection found in a convenient store.
With a name like the Lapinator, you’re bound to get some low-brow humor featuring some well-known Austrian bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-politician. However, let’s skip all that crass discussion about that Austrian guy and insert some more intellectually stimulating discussion.
On male fertility.
Aside from hot laptops burning stuff like your legs and eggs, letting the laptop warm up on your actual lap can heat up your scrotum, lessening sperm production and thus messing with your chances at a family. Continued exposure to such an action can cause permanent damage to your privates, and also to your private life. Bad news in general, very bad news for people with exploding Dells or really warm MacBooks. Luckily for laptop users, the Lapinator has come to help.
The Lapinator is placed or can be attached to the bottom of your laptop to act as a heat barrier, keeping the laptop from getting too toasty. You can also put stick-on bumpers to elevate the rear of the laptop to keep a flow of air coming to the unit as well as position the keyboard to be slanted towards the user.
The Lapinator is also weighs only 11 ounces, and comes in both 13 inch (Lapinator) and 18 inch (Lapinator Plus) versions, the latter being very useful for 17 inch notebooks, or as extra space to place an actual mouse on.
The Lapinator and Lapinator Plus are sold for 25 and 30 dollars respectively, a bit pricier than the average protection found in a convenient store.
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