Pwnage: kid gets creamed during Gears of War launch

When they call Detroit, Michigan, “Motor City,” they weren’t kidding. Because when the gears of war are running the motors of the D, things get a bit out of hand. Puns aside, a scene happened at a local GameStop when Epic Games‘ Gears of War was released.

Everyone was sure excited over the game’s release, true. But when a 15-year-old lined up for it, he got more than he bargained for. When the cashier had announced that their last copy of the game was just purchased, a 36-year-old guy in the line named “Deion” snapped. He started yelling and tried cutting in line, until eventually a brawl started.

The poor teenager got beaten up and was taken to the hospital once the police arrived to restore order. Now arrested for aggravated assault, “Deion” is waiting for an arrangement at a correctional facility. As for that final copy of Gears of War… nobody ended up with it. It was taken in by the police as evidence.

So, what’s the lesson here, kids?

When justice is served, cops get a free game! Haha!

When they call Detroit, Michigan, “Motor City,” they weren’t kidding. Because when the gears of war are running the motors of the D, things get a bit out of hand. Puns aside, a scene happened at a local GameStop when Epic Games‘ Gears of War was released.

Everyone was sure excited over the game’s release, true. But when a 15-year-old lined up for it, he got more than he bargained for. When the cashier had announced that their last copy of the game was just purchased, a 36-year-old guy in the line named “Deion” snapped. He started yelling and tried cutting in line, until eventually a brawl started.

The poor teenager got beaten up and was taken to the hospital once the police arrived to restore order. Now arrested for aggravated assault, “Deion” is waiting for an arrangement at a correctional facility. As for that final copy of Gears of War… nobody ended up with it. It was taken in by the police as evidence.

So, what’s the lesson here, kids?

When justice is served, cops get a free game! Haha!