Red Steel. Ad. Confusing. Yes? Make sensei happy.

Workshop!

This ad for Red Steel baffled a bunch of magazine readers when it came out. Everyone was like “What? Yuck, what a stoopid ad. I won’t buy that game. LOLZ. SUXORZ. Wo0t.” But, when you look closer, there’s a hidden message. See the text below? You have to follow the instructions and create a shuriken.

So, today, boys and girls, we’re going to bring in Martha Stewart and have a QJ Workshop Session. Print out the picture on the left – make sure you click on it to get the large version – and follow the instructions.

Now, we’re going to leave that for you to do. But what once was just a bunch of characters, words, and phrases, the finished product is now anything but confusing. One side of the shuriken says: “You’re as pitiful as your paper weapon.” The other side says: “I can train even you. 1-877-###-####.” Now, we left out that phone number out so you guys would complete your little project, but once you do find the number out, dial it for a funny message to complete the whole ad. Sensei wants to talk to you.

“So. Haff you compreted yo’ pehper weapun?”

Pre-Order: [Red Steel]

Workshop!

This ad for Red Steel baffled a bunch of magazine readers when it came out. Everyone was like “What? Yuck, what a stoopid ad. I won’t buy that game. LOLZ. SUXORZ. Wo0t.” But, when you look closer, there’s a hidden message. See the text below? You have to follow the instructions and create a shuriken.

So, today, boys and girls, we’re going to bring in Martha Stewart and have a QJ Workshop Session. Print out the picture on the left – make sure you click on it to get the large version – and follow the instructions.

Now, we’re going to leave that for you to do. But what once was just a bunch of characters, words, and phrases, the finished product is now anything but confusing. One side of the shuriken says: “You’re as pitiful as your paper weapon.” The other side says: “I can train even you. 1-877-###-####.” Now, we left out that phone number out so you guys would complete your little project, but once you do find the number out, dial it for a funny message to complete the whole ad. Sensei wants to talk to you.

“So. Haff you compreted yo’ pehper weapun?”

Pre-Order: [Red Steel]

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