Running With Scissors’ “POSTAL Punisher” Takes Team MMA Record to 9-1

Renegade software developer Running With Scissors is the proud sponsor of the dreaded mixed martial arts  masters, Team POSTAL.  They now report that  their champion, Chad Griggs, ” stamped, folded and otherwise mutilated” opponent Jon Tsosie in a first round victory at Rage in the Cage 82, held at  the Desert Diamond Casino in Tuscon, Arizona.

RWS CEO Vince Desi  was ecstatic. “I’m so proud of Chad Griggs,” he raved. “He represents RWS with pure POSTAL adrenaline. I honestly feared for his opponent, so I had a drink for him. No prayer could have saved him.”

Chad was humble about his victory. He presented all the props to his training partners and  fellow Team POSTAL members. But He did admit, however, that he passed up several submission opportunities. “I could have gone for the arm bar a few times, but the crowd seems to enjoy the ground and pound,” Griggs admits. “Besides, I’d rather have a TKO on my record than a submission.”

Running With Scissors, touted as “The Most Dangerous Software Company In The World,”  develops and publishes “outrageous games  just for the hell of it.” RWS publishes the “Postal” series of games for PC and Mac, including Postal: Classic and Uncut, Postal 2: Share The Pain, and Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend.

Via Go Postal

Renegade software developer Running With Scissors is the proud sponsor of the dreaded mixed martial arts  masters, Team POSTAL.  They now report that  their champion, Chad Griggs, ” stamped, folded and otherwise mutilated” opponent Jon Tsosie in a first round victory at Rage in the Cage 82, held at  the Desert Diamond Casino in Tuscon, Arizona.

RWS CEO Vince Desi  was ecstatic. “I’m so proud of Chad Griggs,” he raved. “He represents RWS with pure POSTAL adrenaline. I honestly feared for his opponent, so I had a drink for him. No prayer could have saved him.”

Chad was humble about his victory. He presented all the props to his training partners and  fellow Team POSTAL members. But He did admit, however, that he passed up several submission opportunities. “I could have gone for the arm bar a few times, but the crowd seems to enjoy the ground and pound,” Griggs admits. “Besides, I’d rather have a TKO on my record than a submission.”

Running With Scissors, touted as “The Most Dangerous Software Company In The World,”  develops and publishes “outrageous games  just for the hell of it.” RWS publishes the “Postal” series of games for PC and Mac, including Postal: Classic and Uncut, Postal 2: Share The Pain, and Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend.

Via Go Postal