Sneak King royal trailer

The following is a memorandum ordered and signed by his majesty, Sneak King…

I am Sneak King. I do as I please without asking for advice or permission. I am Sneak King and I follow my whim. You have all seen the royal achievements list posted all over my kingdom for everyone to see. Read them and know them by heart. For I do not want my subjects to be lowly and ignorant. Knowledge as they say is power. As I agree with such, you shall as well.

I am Sneak King and I follow my whim. If I decide to surprise hungry citizens with Burger sandwiches and other menu items throughout the day, that is of my own accord and own will. And nobody dares question and disobey. My words are beyond contestation. If I say the games will only be available at the numerous Burger King kingdoms, they will only be available indeed in those places. If I say the games will be priced for US$ 3.99, then the games will be priced as such.

Today, I have decided to let you see a royal and grand trailer of my coming adventures. Download and watch them, they are there for you. Today that is my whim. Nobody dares question and disobey. For I am Sneak King.

Download: [Sneak King trailer]

The following is a memorandum ordered and signed by his majesty, Sneak King…

I am Sneak King. I do as I please without asking for advice or permission. I am Sneak King and I follow my whim. You have all seen the royal achievements list posted all over my kingdom for everyone to see. Read them and know them by heart. For I do not want my subjects to be lowly and ignorant. Knowledge as they say is power. As I agree with such, you shall as well.

I am Sneak King and I follow my whim. If I decide to surprise hungry citizens with Burger sandwiches and other menu items throughout the day, that is of my own accord and own will. And nobody dares question and disobey. My words are beyond contestation. If I say the games will only be available at the numerous Burger King kingdoms, they will only be available indeed in those places. If I say the games will be priced for US$ 3.99, then the games will be priced as such.

Today, I have decided to let you see a royal and grand trailer of my coming adventures. Download and watch them, they are there for you. Today that is my whim. Nobody dares question and disobey. For I am Sneak King.

Download: [Sneak King trailer]