Someone call 911! “Wiinjuries” going wild!

Given a Wiimote, it stands to everyone’s expectations that injuries would happen. All of us have already probably imagined some possible situations that could result from excessive enthusiasm with playing our games on the Wii. Some gamers might go over the top and say, poke someone’s eye out or something.

In light of “kids playing with their Wiis“, let’s now take a breather from all the news and have a good chuckle to relieve some stress about losing pre-orders and whatnot. 1Up was able to list a couple of “Wiinjuries” and other ill effects. Yeah, they’re rather exaggerated, but checking them out is worth the giggles.

Above, you’ve got what they’d call the Backhand Slash. Looks like someone took Red Steel a step too far. Below, from left to right, you have Strangulation, Vibrational Impotence, Entanglement, and Nightmares.

Roll out the checklist, and click on the “Read” link below for more of 1Up’s happy antics. Let’s see how many of these Wiinjuries you get in the future…

Given a Wiimote, it stands to everyone’s expectations that injuries would happen. All of us have already probably imagined some possible situations that could result from excessive enthusiasm with playing our games on the Wii. Some gamers might go over the top and say, poke someone’s eye out or something.

In light of “kids playing with their Wiis“, let’s now take a breather from all the news and have a good chuckle to relieve some stress about losing pre-orders and whatnot. 1Up was able to list a couple of “Wiinjuries” and other ill effects. Yeah, they’re rather exaggerated, but checking them out is worth the giggles.

Above, you’ve got what they’d call the Backhand Slash. Looks like someone took Red Steel a step too far. Below, from left to right, you have Strangulation, Vibrational Impotence, Entanglement, and Nightmares.

Roll out the checklist, and click on the “Read” link below for more of 1Up’s happy antics. Let’s see how many of these Wiinjuries you get in the future…