We know it ain’t April yet, but…

… apparently the Sony PS3 will use self-contained nuclear powered, PS3 enriched Uranium stick batteries! Sony confirmed that a self-contained nuclear reactor would power the Playstation 3.

“The PS3 is a very powerful system,” said Sony representative Toshio Iwaki. “We can’t expect municipalities to build new power plants just so gamers can play hot new games. That’s why we developed the proprietary PS3 Enriched Uranium Stick ™.

Sony created its own isotope of Uranium and enriched it using a special process to prevent third parties from developing replacements. Like the Xbox 360 the power supply will be extremely heavy because of the lead needed to shield users from harmful radiation.

Sony also denied accusations PS3Â’s innovative power source is part of the companyÂ’s plan to create a generation of mutant super children. “Sure the games for the PS3 will be complex but regular kids will be able to play them. Mutant super children won’t be needed until the PS5, so parents can rest easy,” said Iwaki.

Something funny you can send to your friends on April Fool’s Day!

… apparently the Sony PS3 will use self-contained nuclear powered, PS3 enriched Uranium stick batteries! Sony confirmed that a self-contained nuclear reactor would power the Playstation 3.

“The PS3 is a very powerful system,” said Sony representative Toshio Iwaki. “We can’t expect municipalities to build new power plants just so gamers can play hot new games. That’s why we developed the proprietary PS3 Enriched Uranium Stick ™.

Sony created its own isotope of Uranium and enriched it using a special process to prevent third parties from developing replacements. Like the Xbox 360 the power supply will be extremely heavy because of the lead needed to shield users from harmful radiation.

Sony also denied accusations PS3Â’s innovative power source is part of the companyÂ’s plan to create a generation of mutant super children. “Sure the games for the PS3 will be complex but regular kids will be able to play them. Mutant super children won’t be needed until the PS5, so parents can rest easy,” said Iwaki.

Something funny you can send to your friends on April Fool’s Day!