Make more smooth moves: a WarioWare insanity video

Let’s face it: Wario is one twisted guy. He’s like a weird Bizarro-clone of Mario whose only saving grace is ever-expanding empire of minigames. He may be a hero in some of his own games, but he’s still one money-grubbing fat dude with psychedelic duds.

In the WarioWare series of games, his hands always launch into moneymaking schemes using video games. Kinda like gold farmers actually, except he plugs hundreds of seven-second games without any instructions. At the same time, he still manages to make a profit from all those minigames! It’s preposterous!

His latest crazy scheme, which you now know as WarioWare: Smooth Moves, is all based on the Nintendo’s Wiimote. No buttons needed, and very little time to figure out what you’re doing. Instead, you’ve got a split second to figure out how to control the remote properly for the next minigame, or kids will hate you, and leave the gameshop.

Yeah. Apparently, you’re not only Wario, you’re also the shopkeeper trying to show kids the game. It’s completely insane. Rather than have you figure out what to do in each of the minigames, we’ve got an extended clip of gameplay to remind you of what you need to do for some of those minigames if you want to keep the kids happy and stay on the path to world domination and oodles of cash.

Lucky for you, we’re not Wario. Thanks to the powers of YouTube, our advice is completely free of charge.

Let’s face it: Wario is one twisted guy. He’s like a weird Bizarro-clone of Mario whose only saving grace is ever-expanding empire of minigames. He may be a hero in some of his own games, but he’s still one money-grubbing fat dude with psychedelic duds.

In the WarioWare series of games, his hands always launch into moneymaking schemes using video games. Kinda like gold farmers actually, except he plugs hundreds of seven-second games without any instructions. At the same time, he still manages to make a profit from all those minigames! It’s preposterous!

His latest crazy scheme, which you now know as WarioWare: Smooth Moves, is all based on the Nintendo’s Wiimote. No buttons needed, and very little time to figure out what you’re doing. Instead, you’ve got a split second to figure out how to control the remote properly for the next minigame, or kids will hate you, and leave the gameshop.

Yeah. Apparently, you’re not only Wario, you’re also the shopkeeper trying to show kids the game. It’s completely insane. Rather than have you figure out what to do in each of the minigames, we’ve got an extended clip of gameplay to remind you of what you need to do for some of those minigames if you want to keep the kids happy and stay on the path to world domination and oodles of cash.

Lucky for you, we’re not Wario. Thanks to the powers of YouTube, our advice is completely free of charge.