A Wii penthouse party on November 11 in Miami?

I can't believe I'm accepting an invitation from a plumber. To go to his penthouse.

Normally, when a plumber invites us to his penthouse suite for a little tete-a-tete, we’d be halfway towards dialling 911 by now – if not peeing in our pants and skirts in fear. But since the plumber in this case is Mario, we won’t have to worry about dialling 911. We’d still pee our pants and skirts, though, since it seems to be an open Wii party (LOL, a Wii pun).

According to this flyer, whose scan was posted – in all places – the Xbox Live-affiliated Gamertag Radio, Nintendo will be having a Wii party at the penthouse suite of the Tides South Beach Hotel in Miami, this November 11, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. If it’s a flyer, it’s a safe bet that it’s a more-or-less open party – at least to the holding capacity of a penthouse suite. Any of our Miami-based readers, can you help us out: Have you seen this flyer recently?

I guess Miami-based Ninty gearheads Wiill love to drop in for a hands-on experience with the Wii. Wait – isn’t Jack Thompson Miami-based? Oh noes. Nintendo’s well-known for family-friendly fare, sure, but that guy just doesn’t know how to properly discriminate ESRB ratings. For all we know, he may just start picketing the Tides for giving (virtual) katanas to kids.

I can't believe I'm accepting an invitation from a plumber. To go to his penthouse.

Normally, when a plumber invites us to his penthouse suite for a little tete-a-tete, we’d be halfway towards dialling 911 by now – if not peeing in our pants and skirts in fear. But since the plumber in this case is Mario, we won’t have to worry about dialling 911. We’d still pee our pants and skirts, though, since it seems to be an open Wii party (LOL, a Wii pun).

According to this flyer, whose scan was posted – in all places – the Xbox Live-affiliated Gamertag Radio, Nintendo will be having a Wii party at the penthouse suite of the Tides South Beach Hotel in Miami, this November 11, from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. If it’s a flyer, it’s a safe bet that it’s a more-or-less open party – at least to the holding capacity of a penthouse suite. Any of our Miami-based readers, can you help us out: Have you seen this flyer recently?

I guess Miami-based Ninty gearheads Wiill love to drop in for a hands-on experience with the Wii. Wait – isn’t Jack Thompson Miami-based? Oh noes. Nintendo’s well-known for family-friendly fare, sure, but that guy just doesn’t know how to properly discriminate ESRB ratings. For all we know, he may just start picketing the Tides for giving (virtual) katanas to kids.

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