Burning Crusade vs. “Boring” Crusade: What’s left in Azeroth?

Probably everyone and their dragon’s lunch’s left big toe has crossed the Dark Portal after finally getting a copy of WoW: Burning Crusade. There’s been a massive exodus event through the Portal and most everyone is now frolicking in the Outland. Having fun, are we? Well, don’t get too comfy.

Are you already forgetting what’s on the other side of the Portal? No, not Candy Mountain, Charlie. It’s a land called Azeroth, where mounts actually can’t fly like they do in the Outland. It’s a land brimming with quests and instances. Do you even remember such a place existing? Shun the non-believer!

Buzzfreedom posted on the WoW forums an excerpt of what it’s supposedly like now in this mysterious place called “Azeroth”. They’re talking about all these strange things, like ALL CAPS and baronesses and a lack of mobs and some people wearing greens. Do you know what they’re talking about? We can hardly remember what it’s like in this “Azeroth” world. Worth a couple of chuckles, this chat log is. Take a peep through the Portal and check it out below.

[You have entered 60 Bosses Chat]
[BaronRivendare has come online]
[Gandling]: what’s up.
[BaronRivendare]: hey.
[Gandling] : what you doin
[BaronRivendare] : nothin just ridin my horse. Are you lagging?
[Gandling] : dont think so
[Gandling] : y
[BaronRivendare] : havent seen any mobs in three days. think i’m dc’d but just dont know it.
[Gandling] : oic
[Gandling] : same
[BaronRivendare] : bored. u wanna do a me run?
[Gandling] : lol
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Probably everyone and their dragon’s lunch’s left big toe has crossed the Dark Portal after finally getting a copy of WoW: Burning Crusade. There’s been a massive exodus event through the Portal and most everyone is now frolicking in the Outland. Having fun, are we? Well, don’t get too comfy.

Are you already forgetting what’s on the other side of the Portal? No, not Candy Mountain, Charlie. It’s a land called Azeroth, where mounts actually can’t fly like they do in the Outland. It’s a land brimming with quests and instances. Do you even remember such a place existing? Shun the non-believer!

Buzzfreedom posted on the WoW forums an excerpt of what it’s supposedly like now in this mysterious place called “Azeroth”. They’re talking about all these strange things, like ALL CAPS and baronesses and a lack of mobs and some people wearing greens. Do you know what they’re talking about? We can hardly remember what it’s like in this “Azeroth” world. Worth a couple of chuckles, this chat log is. Take a peep through the Portal and check it out below.

[You have entered 60 Bosses Chat]
[BaronRivendare has come online]
[Gandling]: what’s up.
[BaronRivendare]: hey.
[Gandling] : what you doin
[BaronRivendare] : nothin just ridin my horse. Are you lagging?
[Gandling] : dont think so
[Gandling] : y
[BaronRivendare] : havent seen any mobs in three days. think i’m dc’d but just dont know it.
[Gandling] : oic
[Gandling] : same
[BaronRivendare] : bored. u wanna do a me run?
[Gandling] : lol
[Gandling] : at least you get more time with the baroness lol
[BaronRivendare] : lol yeah
[BaronRivendare] : she can definitely take more than 45 minutes if she wants to
[Gandling] : o_O
[Drakkisath has come online]
[BaronRivendare] : ‘Sup Drak
[Gandling] : wb
[Gandling] : dc’d?
[Drakkisath] nah thought I heard someone coming in downstairs.
[Drakkisath] was nef and rend fighting again.
[Drakkisath] they usually stop if people come over. nef thinks its funny when rend gets pwned and goes back to sitting on his throne.
[Drakkisath] brb snack
[Drakkisath has gone offline]
[Gandling] SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
[BaronRivendare] wtf
[Gandling] Sorry, just trying to keep up the routine.
[Ysida Harmon] DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME. JUST SLAY THIS ABOMINATION AND RID THE WORLD OF HIS FILTH FOREVER
[BaronRivendare] stfu there isnt even anyone here
[Gandling] damn, caps, jeez
[BaronRivendare] sry
[Gandling] think im gonna go to my alchemy lab
[Gandling] brew up some ‘refreshments’ to pass the time
[BaronRivendare] lol kk
[Gandling has gone offline]
[BaronRivendare] /sigh
[BaronRivendare] /silly
[BaronRivendare] /silly
[BaronRivendare] /silly
[BaronRivendare] /flirt
[Ysida Harmon] can i go?
[BaronRivendare] stfu
[Nefarian has come online]
[Nefarian] WTF
[Nefarian] where’s drak
[BaronRivendare] gettin a snack
[Nefarian] Is it Tuesday?
[BaronRivendare] naw man its Saturday
[Nefarian] you laggin
[BaronRivendare] nope same problem tho
[Nefarian] damn
[Majordomo Executus has come online]
[EliteGuard has come online]
[EliteGuard has come online]
[EliteGuard has come online]
[EliteGuard has come online]
[Healer has come online]
[Healer has come online]
[Healer has come online]
[Healer has come online]
[Majordomo Executus] : hey
[EliteGuard] hey
[EliteGuard] hey
[EliteGuard] hey
[EliteGuard] hey
[Healer] hey
[Healer] hey
[Healer] hey
[Healer] hey
[MajordomoExecutus] jesus christ shut up you’re driving me crazy with that
[Majordomo Executus] all damn day
[EliteGuard] sry
[EliteGuard] sry
[EliteGuard] sry
[EliteGuard] sry
[Healer] sry
[Healer] sry
[Healer] sry
[Healer] sry
[EliteGuard is now being ignored]
[Healer is now being ignored]
[MajordomoExecutus] rag told me to ask you guys if you’re all laggin’
[Nefarian] nah
[Drakkisath has come online]
[BaronRivendare] no i’m goin real fast
[Drakkisath] that’s what the baroness says
[Nefarian] PWNED
[MajordomoExecutus] haha ss’d.
[BaronRivendare] ass
[Drakkisath] dammit i’m bored. where are all the mobs?
[Ragnaros has come online]
[Nefarian] hey rag.
[Ragnaros] TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON
[MajordomoExecutus] wtf caps
[BaronRivendare] o_O
[Nefarian] you dont have to put on your show, there arent any mobs around
[Ragnaros] where the hell is everyone
[Level 64 human warrior has come online]
[Nefarian] niiiiiice
[Nefarian] Im not even gonna use my skellies
[BaronRivendare] same
[Level 64 human warrior has killed Drakkisath]
[Nefarian] ….
[BaronRivendare] wt…
[Level 64 human warrior has killed BaronRivendare]
[Nefarian] jesus
[MajordomoExecutus] /inspect
[MajordomoExecutus] wtf he’s wearing greens!
[Level 64 human warrior has killed Majordomo Executus]
[Ragnaros] BY FIRE BE PUR]
[Level 64 human warrior has killed Ragnaros]
[Nefarian] omg
[Nefarian has gone offline]
[Level 64 human warrior] lol noobz
[Level 66 night elf hunter has come online]
[Level 64 human warrior] 2 minutes 34 seconds, beat it
[Level 66 night elf hunter] oh i will
[Level 66 night elf hunter] what are all these healers and elites doing here?

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