Fun with the Japanese Wii safety manual

Scans and pictures of the Japanese Wii safety manual are circulating like white blood cells in the bloodstream of the Internet (we picture those blood cells to be roughly rectangular Wii-shaped things – while the nunchucks swimming along using their long flagellating wires are some other kind of cell).

The manual is colorful, playful, whimsical, informative. It’s Pulitzer-worthy. From left to right above, try to spot a) do not to float your Wii out in a big balloon, b) do not play within sight of the Seattle Space Needle, and c) do not to let your Wii control the weather.

The other day at YouTube, Blunty3000 of Bluntmation.com posted his interpretations. Warning: this first video has naughty words (hey, it’s made by a red-blooded Australian). The second video is the recent response from lamborghiniguy. It had us in stitches (from laughing – not because we cut ourselves in a Wiimote accident).

Scans and pictures of the Japanese Wii safety manual are circulating like white blood cells in the bloodstream of the Internet (we picture those blood cells to be roughly rectangular Wii-shaped things – while the nunchucks swimming along using their long flagellating wires are some other kind of cell).

The manual is colorful, playful, whimsical, informative. It’s Pulitzer-worthy. From left to right above, try to spot a) do not to float your Wii out in a big balloon, b) do not play within sight of the Seattle Space Needle, and c) do not to let your Wii control the weather.

The other day at YouTube, Blunty3000 of Bluntmation.com posted his interpretations. Warning: this first video has naughty words (hey, it’s made by a red-blooded Australian). The second video is the recent response from lamborghiniguy. It had us in stitches (from laughing – not because we cut ourselves in a Wiimote accident).