Next-gen console pictures leaked!
What the next gen console war will look like by King Cobra
Yes, all the rumours going around gaming circles are true! Sony and Microsoft informants have leaked hidden images from top secret headquarters. As you can expect, the images are a little below the belt towards the opposition, revealing their rival’s weaknesses, whilst others have hidden messages about their own console.
NOTE: Xbox 360 fanboys may want to avert your eyes. Sony fanboys, don’t get too excited. Nintendo fanboys and anybody else: enjoy the show!
Without further ado, here they are….after the jump.
What the next gen console war will look like by King Cobra
Yes, all the rumours going around gaming circles are true! Sony and Microsoft informants have leaked hidden images from top secret headquarters. As you can expect, the images are a little below the belt towards the opposition, revealing their rival’s weaknesses, whilst others have hidden messages about their own console.
Without further ado, here they are.
Plans by Sony
This is an artists impression of a picture leaked by a Sony informant. According to the informant this top secret list now has another few additions. These additions include Windows, Mac and Linux because Sony seem be under the impression that the PS3 is a computer. Whats up, Ken? Perhaps you should get a psychologist…
The Usual by King Cobra
This leaked photo shows what happened to Bill Gates‘ beloved Xbox 360 the first time he plugged it into his TV at home. Gates remains confident that the combined forces of the local Fire Department and his industrial sprinkler system will tackle the fire which has been raging for 300 Days 25mins and 27 seconds. If it isn’t put out soon I’m sure they’ll release a patch or something.
Even car companies share our thoughts
World-class car manufacturer BMW agree that hardware works better without Windows, so who’s to second-guess them? Judging by the last picture, their 100% correct.
The only thing they can brag about by Sony Fan
This banner can be found in Ken Kutaragi‘s office. The image is believed to have been prescribed by Mr Kutaragi’s psychologist in order to reassure him that the PS3 is NOT overpriced. This one can be found next to the banner below…
Kutaragi by Stephancelmare360
You can find this one in Kens office and also in Ken’s bedroom which he kisses every night. This is another image perscribed by Kutaragi’s psychologist.
One way to use the 360 power brick by King Cobra
BREAKING NEWS: Here is an actual use for the Xbox 360’s power pack for all those bored 360 owners. Other uses for the power supply include a doorstop, an Acme weight. The most useful thing we have found is to hollow it out, add a door and a few windows to make a 3 bedroom house complete with central heating (no thermostat supplied).
Okay, thats the end of this special broadcast brought to you by QJ.net. No consoles were harmed in the making of this production, but we cannot guarantee that the people who leaked these pictures are still alive. Both Ken Kutaragi and Bill Gates were known to attend the same self-offense classes as Chuck Norris and pack a mean roundhouse kick.
This article was created in the name of satire and I would like to apologise in advance to anybody who takes any of this to heart.
Like these images? They call are all courtesy of PSWii. If your well versed in the art of image making, try to submit your own!
Via PSWii Gallery