NSFW Juiced TV commercial

Sorry, this is just a screencap, not an embed...If you’ve got cable, you should know that you get to see a whole lot of mammary glands on European commercials, so THQ‘s new Juiced commercial shouldn’t really alarm anyone’s sensibilities. Maybe if you have a repressed fear of or insecurity towards mammary glands… or something.

Of course, we’re not saying that the Juiced commercial is award winning stuff, far from it. While the commercial may be funny for around 10 or so seconds it gets old really fast.

If your brain is in the gutter, you’ll like it. If you’re sensible, you’re going to see it as another attempt to attract the members of the lowest common denominator. If you’re Jack Thompson, you’ll use it as a reason to further your anti-mature, anti-for-over-18-year-old-video-game campaign.

Now we can’t post the commercial here, as we do fear lawsuits from those who quote Bibles, so you’ll just have to enjoy looking at a “safer” screen capture above. If you’re resourceful enough, you can probably find it on your own. (Moreover, if you’re pubescent enough, no internet age verification system can stop you… ever.)

It’s pretty amusing that a game that gets rated by the ESRB as (some reports say E the box-art says T) T for Teen, gets a commercial that would count as “T” in some other country, but not in the US.

Via PSP3D

Sorry, this is just a screencap, not an embed...If you’ve got cable, you should know that you get to see a whole lot of mammary glands on European commercials, so THQ‘s new Juiced commercial shouldn’t really alarm anyone’s sensibilities. Maybe if you have a repressed fear of or insecurity towards mammary glands… or something.

Of course, we’re not saying that the Juiced commercial is award winning stuff, far from it. While the commercial may be funny for around 10 or so seconds it gets old really fast.

If your brain is in the gutter, you’ll like it. If you’re sensible, you’re going to see it as another attempt to attract the members of the lowest common denominator. If you’re Jack Thompson, you’ll use it as a reason to further your anti-mature, anti-for-over-18-year-old-video-game campaign.

Now we can’t post the commercial here, as we do fear lawsuits from those who quote Bibles, so you’ll just have to enjoy looking at a “safer” screen capture above. If you’re resourceful enough, you can probably find it on your own. (Moreover, if you’re pubescent enough, no internet age verification system can stop you… ever.)

It’s pretty amusing that a game that gets rated by the ESRB as (some reports say E the box-art says T) T for Teen, gets a commercial that would count as “T” in some other country, but not in the US.

Via PSP3D

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