QJ’s official interview with a Prinny, featuring brand new screens!
The Prinny is a wonderfully weird and fascinating creature, so when we were presented with the opportunity to actually sit down and talk to one by the fine folks at NIS America, we jumped at the opportunity. Little did we know what we were in for, we would never have guessed where Prinny juice comes from and were mortified to learn that every time a Moogle dies, a Prinny gets its wings.
Read on and learn all about the myth, the legend… PRINNY!
The Prinny is a wonderfully weird and fascinating creature, so when we were presented with the opportunity to actually sit down and talk to one by the fine folks at NIS America, we jumped at the opportunity. Little did we know what we were in for, we would never have guessed where Prinny juice comes from and were mortified to learn that every time a Moogle dies, a Prinny gets its wings.
Read on, and fear the coming of the mighty Prinny!
QJ: First of all Prinny, I’d like to thank you for taking the time out of your busy world saving schedule to answer a few questions, we really appreciate it.
Prinny: No problem, dood! I have at least, like, 30 seconds before Master Etna notices I’m gone.
QJ: Do tell, how awesome is it to finally be the hero?
Prinny: It would be a lot better if Master Etna wasn’t doing her best to get me killed all the time, dood!
QJ: Is it hard walking around on those little peg legs?
Prinny: Not really. We have a pretty low center of gravity, dood!
QJ: Seriously now, who did you get those wings from, Morrigan (Aensland) or a Moogle?
Prinny: Would you believe we got one from each, dood? Left side Moogle, right side Morrigan. Getting Morrigan’s was tough, but that Moogle didn’t even put up a fight, dood!
QJ: When a Prinny explodes, where does it go?
Prinny: To the hospital, dood!
QJ: I’m afraid to ask, but where does Prinny Juice come from?
Prinny: From the most flavorful and delicious parts of our fresh, vine-grown Prinnies, dood!
QJ: Following this… are there man Prinnies and lady Prinnies?
Prinny: Sure, there are a few lady Prinnies. But the most sinful criminals always seem to be doods, dood!
QJ: You can probably see where this is going. Where do Prinnies new come from?
Prinny:
We come from the streets, dood! Hardcore!
QJ: What do Prinnies like to eat that makes them grow up big and strong?
Prinny: We’re only allowed to eat fish, dood. That’s probably why we aren’t big OR strong!
QJ: Do Prinnies celebrate Christmas? Is there like, a Prinny Santa?
Prinny: Well, we tried a Prinny Santa for Thankstaking, but he just ran off with all our stuff! Never trust a Prinny with a credit card, dood…
QJ: Are Prinnies lovers or fighters?
Prinny: I don’t think we really qualify as either one, dood…
QJ: Once again we thank you for gracing us with your presence Prinny, the fate of the world rests on your shoulders. *wipes away tear*
Prinny:
I better get going, dood! I think I hear Etna coming this wa-AAAAGH!!!
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