South Park’s Sword of A Thousand Truths is in the Burning Crusade?

Prophesied by Salzman from Accounting, the Sword of a Thousand Truths became the key to dispatching the Evil One from the lands of Azeroth. At least in the South Park “Make Love, not Warcraft” episode. After its airing in Comedy Central, though, WoW forums were deluged with the big question: shall we ever see the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the lands of Azeroth for real?

The answer, my children, is one big “f*** yeah!” Joystiq reports that, acting on a tip from the WoW Insider forums, they found the Sword of a Thousand Truths shall be in The Burning Crusade beta. And they also report that Blizzard confirms this appearance. Its stats differ from those in South Park, however. Stan’s sword had 120DPS, instant mana burn, and +80 stamina for teh pwnage of the Evil One.

Blizzard tells Joystiq that the Sword of a Thousand Truths is currently a reward in the Burning Crusade‘s new Arena System. No word on if this item would make it into the final game. But it has to! What if we meet That Which Has No Life again in the field?

The screencap you see above, though, we can’t be so sure. It is claimed in the World of Warcraft forums that it is a cap from the Burning Crusade beta. People doubted if this was true – can you spell Photoshop? On other other hand, if the reported Blizzard confirmation is right, this could be the sighting of this teh pwnage weapon of animation lore. This is the screenshot, by the way, from WoW Insider which was tipped to Joystiq.

I just wonder if we’ll ever run into Kenny in the Burning Crusades, so, you know, we can kill him. And let him be revived. And kill him. And let him be revived. And kill him. And let him be revived. And kill him…

Stan: “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” Kyle: “You b*****ds!” (Repeat as necessary for each kill of Kenny.)

Prophesied by Salzman from Accounting, the Sword of a Thousand Truths became the key to dispatching the Evil One from the lands of Azeroth. At least in the South Park “Make Love, not Warcraft” episode. After its airing in Comedy Central, though, WoW forums were deluged with the big question: shall we ever see the Sword of a Thousand Truths in the lands of Azeroth for real?

The answer, my children, is one big “f*** yeah!” Joystiq reports that, acting on a tip from the WoW Insider forums, they found the Sword of a Thousand Truths shall be in The Burning Crusade beta. And they also report that Blizzard confirms this appearance. Its stats differ from those in South Park, however. Stan’s sword had 120DPS, instant mana burn, and +80 stamina for teh pwnage of the Evil One.

Blizzard tells Joystiq that the Sword of a Thousand Truths is currently a reward in the Burning Crusade‘s new Arena System. No word on if this item would make it into the final game. But it has to! What if we meet That Which Has No Life again in the field?

The screencap you see above, though, we can’t be so sure. It is claimed in the World of Warcraft forums that it is a cap from the Burning Crusade beta. People doubted if this was true – can you spell Photoshop? On other other hand, if the reported Blizzard confirmation is right, this could be the sighting of this teh pwnage weapon of animation lore. This is the screenshot, by the way, from WoW Insider which was tipped to Joystiq.

I just wonder if we’ll ever run into Kenny in the Burning Crusades, so, you know, we can kill him. And let him be revived. And kill him. And let him be revived. And kill him. And let him be revived. And kill him…

Stan: “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” Kyle: “You b*****ds!” (Repeat as necessary for each kill of Kenny.)