The Wii safety pages they didn’t want you to see

The folks at The Iconfactory just couldn’t resist, could they? Anyway, in an act that causes one to recall most of Tyler Durden’s mischief, mayhem, and soap, The Iconfactory folks have released their take on the begging-to-be-parodied Japanese Wii Safety manual.

Now, now, folks, no need to get angry. Remember, the fine line between geek and fan-boy is that geeks revel in healthy amounts of self-deprecation from time to time. I mean, who else other than geeks think up D&D jokes?

Remember, the Wii is not a toaster, the Wii will not fight wars for you, the Wii cannot drive, the Wii cannot be swallowed, and the Wii cannot marry you. Also, in the event that you are surrounded by Ninjas the Wiimote is not a suitable weapon. Yeah, they’re all the original stills found in the YouTube embed in this post. Still, despite their relative age, they’re still worth a good laugh, and hey, at least now you guys can use the images as forum icons/avatars or whatever.

Now go, unwashed heathens, spread the Wii-love. If you want, you can click the read link below to check out other Wii Safety shenanigans (wallpapers, desktops, and such) from The Iconfactory.

Check out the rest of the ‘must-see’ manual in the Full Article.

The folks at The Iconfactory just couldn’t, resist could they? Anyway, in an act that causes one to recall most of Tyler Durden’s mischief, mayhem, and soap, The Iconfactory folks have released their take on the begging-to-be-parodied Japanese Wii Safety manual.

Now, now, folks, no need to get angry. Remember, the fine line between geek and fan-boy is that geeks revel in healthy amounts of self-deprecation from time to time. I mean, who else other than geeks think up D&D jokes?

Remember, the Wii is not a toaster, the Wii will not fight wars for you, the Wii cannot drive, the Wii cannot be swallowed, and the Wii cannot marry you. Also, in the event that you are surrounded by Ninjas the Wiimote is not a suitable weapon. Yeah, they’re all the original stills found in the YouTube embed in this post. Still, despite their relative age, they’re still worth a good laugh, and hey, at least now you guys can use the images as forum icons/avatars or whatever.

Now go, unwashed heathens, spread the Wii-love. If you want, you can click the read link below to check out other Wii Safety shenanigans (wallpapers, desktops, and such) from The Iconfactory.