Tomb Raider Delayed for Nipples

Tomb Raider: Legend has been set back for its release.  The game runs fine.  It already went Gold.  What may be the problem?  Well there are nipples in the game… that are not in the game.  Let me explain.  When modeling some of the citizens of Tokyo, the female character models had nipples.  They are not naked in the game, but the the nipple is still in the game, just under a dress.  It is impossible to see such nipples in the game.  Only if somebody rips the game textures will you be able to see the computer generated, nipple included, breast.  Well somebody has already ripped the game textures and posted them online.

So there you have it.  Due to America’s Extreme censorship, we will have to wait even longer to get our hands on the new Tomb Raider.  Everybody has nipples.  Just like everybody poops.

Tomb Raider: Legend has been set back for its release.  The game runs fine.  It already went Gold.  What may be the problem?  Well there are nipples in the game… that are not in the game.  Let me explain.  When modeling some of the citizens of Tokyo, the female character models had nipples.  They are not naked in the game, but the the nipple is still in the game, just under a dress.  It is impossible to see such nipples in the game.  Only if somebody rips the game textures will you be able to see the computer generated, nipple included, breast.  Well somebody has already ripped the game textures and posted them online.

So there you have it.  Due to America’s Extreme censorship, we will have to wait even longer to get our hands on the new Tomb Raider.  Everybody has nipples.  Just like everybody poops.

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