War of the Next-Gen Consoles: A Silent Film with German Subtitles

It’s not your soundcards, folks. This video doesn’t have audio. It’s not your eyes, either. The on-screen text is German. We believe this is the first and only YouTube video of the foreign film/silent film genres. A perplexing combination that we know will leave most of you saying those three infamous letters: w, t, f.

Fortunately, early viewers of “Wii Fights PS3/Xbox 360” have provided the rough translation and you can read it as you watch the video.

Check out the translation after the jump!

It’s not your soundcards, folks. This video doesn’t have audio. It’s not your eyes, either. The on-screen text is German. We believe this is the first and only YouTube video of the foreign film/silent film genres. A perplexing combination that we know will leave most of you saying those three infamous letters: w, t, f.

Fortunately, early viewers of “Wii Fights PS3/Xbox 360” have provided the rough translation and you can read it as you watch the video:

A challenge from Bill Gates and Ken Kutaragi!

Bill sends out his Xbox 360 and Ken his Playstation 3!

Go Wii!

What should Wii do? FIGHT/ITEMS/GAMES/ESCAPE

REVOLUTION/BLUEOCEAN/REVMOTE/CULT MP 35/35 TYPE: NORMAL

Wii uses BLUE OCEAN!

Wii: We donÂ’t have to fight. IÂ’ll go my own way.

Xbox 360 has been defeated.

PS3: You really think you can stop me with this?

Playstation 3 uses IDEA STEALER.

IDEA STEALER became REPLAYMOTE.

PS3 uses REPLAYMOTE.

What should Wii do? FIGHT/ITEMS/GAMES/ESCAPE

Wii uses CULT.

PS3: NOOOO!

Playstation 3 has been defeated.

You have defeated Bill Gates and Ken Kutaragi.

Gates: Please have mercy! IÂ…I wonÂ’t buy Nintendo, I promise

Kutaragi: If I only had used my Graphic Wonder Technique or Third Party Technique, I had won. Damn!

Â…Hey!? Wii is evolving!

Â…to be continued

Via Go Nintendo