Three Space Station Tycoon character bios

The video game Space Station Tycoon by Wahoo Studios for the Nintendo Wii is a customizable tycoon simulation with light puzzle solving set in a free form, non-linear world. We have three character bios which should tickle your funny bone and give you an insight on just how “interesting” the characters are.

Marv (left pic):
First up, we have Marv. An entrepreneur/amateur archaeologist who is said to do anything for a little cash. Case in point, it is rumored that he licked a sidewalk for a quarter. This pig believes that his mustache makes him look like Tom Selleck and hasn’t worn pants since 1982. He found love in a wedding reception where he met his wife. Neither of them knew the bride or the groom, they were there for the free food. He is known to spend his Saturdays at Mega Mart eating free samples.

Shawn (right pic):
Second on the list we have Shawn, an eternal optimist with a small bladder. He is known to use three cans of Tubbo Hair Glue and can play the “Star Planet” theme on the Banjo with his toes. His Career Aptitude Test, pointed him towards a Space Station Management or Theme Park Mascot Acting career.

His dream is to finish the twelve-foot sub at Steve’s All-Night Eatery. He owes Tam twenty bucks over something he calls the “Diaper Bet”, honestly, we’re not sure if we want to know. He loves to play truth or dare and eat beans. His favorite color is “Crayons” and he fears Otters.

Tam (left pic):
Finally, we have Tam who was abandoned by his parents after a summer at Monkey Shine Camp. He spiraled into a depression that resulted in two consecutive presidents being beaten up over the Intergalactic Banana Ban. He also reads sappy romance novels to his stuffed toy Mr. Squiddy Snuggles.

In his free time he restores vintage planet-destroying lasers. He loves French Fries and has admitted that his favorite color is money. A known backstabber, his second greatest fear is an accidental marriage to Penny. No word on what his greatest fear is but if it involves Mr. Squiddy Snuggles and a bottle of lube then it’s better left unknown.

Space Station Tycoon is slated for this Summer, so you can expect the game very soon. You can check out our previous coverage on this article to see if it tickles your fancy.

Via IGN

The video game Space Station Tycoon by Wahoo Studios for the Nintendo Wii is a customizable tycoon simulation with light puzzle solving set in a free form, non-linear world. We have three character bios which should tickle your funny bone and give you an insight on just how “interesting” the characters are.

Marv (left pic):
First up, we have Marv. An entrepreneur/amateur archaeologist who is said to do anything for a little cash. Case in point, it is rumored that he licked a sidewalk for a quarter. This pig believes that his mustache makes him look like Tom Selleck and hasn’t worn pants since 1982. He found love in a wedding reception where he met his wife. Neither of them knew the bride or the groom, they were there for the free food. He is known to spend his Saturdays at Mega Mart eating free samples.

Shawn (right pic):
Second on the list we have Shawn, an eternal optimist with a small bladder. He is known to use three cans of Tubbo Hair Glue and can play the “Star Planet” theme on the Banjo with his toes. His Career Aptitude Test, pointed him towards a Space Station Management or Theme Park Mascot Acting career.

His dream is to finish the twelve-foot sub at Steve’s All-Night Eatery. He owes Tam twenty bucks over something he calls the “Diaper Bet”, honestly, we’re not sure if we want to know. He loves to play truth or dare and eat beans. His favorite color is “Crayons” and he fears Otters.

Tam (left pic):
Finally, we have Tam who was abandoned by his parents after a summer at Monkey Shine Camp. He spiraled into a depression that resulted in two consecutive presidents being beaten up over the Intergalactic Banana Ban. He also reads sappy romance novels to his stuffed toy Mr. Squiddy Snuggles.

In his free time he restores vintage planet-destroying lasers. He loves French Fries and has admitted that his favorite color is money. A known backstabber, his second greatest fear is an accidental marriage to Penny. No word on what his greatest fear is but if it involves Mr. Squiddy Snuggles and a bottle of lube then it’s better left unknown.

Space Station Tycoon is slated for this Summer, so you can expect the game very soon. You can check out our previous coverage on this article to see if it tickles your fancy.

Via IGN