A graphic Valentine reminder

Yesterday was February 13th, and you know what they say, the number 13 is bad luck. I dunno about that, but I do know that millions and millions are gonna get lucky today, the 14th! Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day, but before you engage into the festivities, here are a few words for those who are planning to get some you-know-what on you-know-when with their you-know-who.

Yesterday was February 13th, and you know what they say, the number 13 is bad luck. I dunno about that, but I do know that millions and millions are gonna get lucky today! Yes, it’s Valentine’s Day, but before you engage into the festivities, here are a few words for those who are planning to get some you-know-what on you-know-when with their you-know-who.

 

 

But hold up! Valentine’s isn’t all about the boobs – it’s a time to appreciate the great things about her.

 

 

It’s not just about the sex. Deep down, guys are just looking for…

 

 

So if you’re going out, don’t rush! It’s a date – get with the program.

 

 

…and always remember that safety comes first.

 

 

…or you might end up with this…

 

 

…or these.

 

 

But if you’re single and looking, almost remember not to get cocky.

 

 

Ang girls don’t like pervs. Really.

 

 

…and especially…

 

 

So before you make your move, always keep an eye out for the signs

 

 

…and always think before you act.

 

 

Because despite all of the things we do and put up with, we all just want to be happy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Image credits

 

Fakeposters.com

Motifake.com

embaumsworld

Karl B.