How to survive Open Season

Open Season Survival Guide

Let’s accept the fact that in the end we’re all at the mercy of Mother Nature and that she’ll pwn us anytime she wants. This can include letting bears who can turn a pink brassiere and a moose’s antlers into a lethal slingshot, armed with either a smelly skunk or a grouchy squirrel with lots of acorns to spare, run lose in the wild.

So, we thought it best that you learn to recognize these situations and know how to get out of them. And who better to learn from than the master of wildlife mischief himself – Boog the bear from Open Season! Just follow this ‘Open Season Guide to Surviving the Wilderness for Bears’ lessons, and up your chances on not being the butt of jokes of the animal kingdom.

Download: [Lesson 2: Squirrels are Nuts]
                  [Lesson 3: Forest Animals Rule!]

Buy: [Open Season for PSP]
Buy: [Open Season for NDS]
Buy: [Open Season for Xbox 360]
Buy: [Open Season for Wii]

Via IGN

Open Season Survival Guide

Let’s accept the fact that in the end we’re all at the mercy of Mother Nature and that she’ll pwn us anytime she wants. This can include letting bears who can turn a pink brassiere and a moose’s antlers into a lethal slingshot, armed with either a smelly skunk or a grouchy squirrel with lots of acorns to spare, run lose in the wild.

So, we thought it best that you learn to recognize these situations and know how to get out of them. And who better to learn from than the master of wildlife mischief himself – Boog the bear from Open Season! Just follow this ‘Open Season Guide to Surviving the Wilderness for Bears’ lessons, and up your chances on not being the butt of jokes of the animal kingdom.

Download: [Lesson 2: Squirrels are Nuts]
                  [Lesson 3: Forest Animals Rule!]

Buy: [Open Season for PSP]
Buy: [Open Season for NDS]
Buy: [Open Season for Xbox 360]
Buy: [Open Season for Wii]

Via IGN

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