Monster Hunter Portable 2: the monsters you kill and Google engrish

The images below are screens of the monsters you’ll be fighting Capcom‘s looker of a game Monster Hunter Portable 2. If you’re a fan of engrish (on Japanese products or on weird online translations), or you regularly load up engrish just for a laugh, here’s some language hack-en-slash courtesy of Google Translate:

“The black shell and from the fact that it has the long mane, the atrocious monster which is called the ‘black wolf bird’. That shell is hard very, in the superficial weapon is repelled. In addition, the bind voice which makes the hunter incapacitation fall, also the powerful breath which is also speed is troublesome.”

This mean looking skeletal dodo looks more like a dragon than a bird to me. Anyway, from the looks of it, it’s heavily armored and may have a breath weapon it can use to kill you. That, or it just has really bad breath.

Anyway, we’re giving you guys these just so that you’d know what to expect from this game if it ever reaches North America.

More engrish and more monsters from Monster Hunter Portable 2 after the jump.

The images below are screens of the monsters you’ll be fighting Capcom‘s looker of a game Monster Hunter Portable 2. If you’re a fan of engrish (on Japanese products or on weird online translations), or you regularly load up engrish just for a laugh, here’s some language hack-en-slash courtesy of Google Translate:

“The black shell and from the fact that it has the long mane, the atrocious monster which is called the ‘black wolf bird’. That shell is hard very, in the superficial weapon is repelled. In addition, the bind voice which makes the hunter incapacitation fall, also the powerful breath which is also speed is troublesome.”

This mean looking skeletal dodo looks more like a dragon than a bird to me. Anyway, from the looks of it, it’s heavily armored and may have a breath weapon it can use to kill you. That, or it just has really bad breath.

“At the [kokotsuto] village neighborhood of MH2′ the monster which was called ‘run POS subspecies’, the boss ‘of [gianosu]’. Big body and blue [tosaka] around one than [gianosu] are feature. When it receives the ice liquid which they spit, only movement and evasion it is possible, it becomes ‘snowman state’.”

Okay, from the looks of the pic, and the text that came with it, this frozen mutant emu is a boss that has a form of ‘freeze attack’ that turns you into a chubby snowman.

“The male of the old dragon which is called the ‘flame king dragon’. With the tough quarters and the enormous wing, the breath of ignition is spat from the mouth. Because the [ma] you have taken the flame in the entire body, when it touches the body, the physical strength is taken. If ‘with MH2’, angle is destroyed, it could turn off that flame, but is, ……!?”

Flame king dragon. Odd beard, strength drain related attack, breath weapon, tough armor, possible flight, mean ass dude.

“The female of the old dragon which ‘with MH2’ appeared in only offline mode, works the flame. Also the ‘flame Princess dragon ‘ is called. Mode of life has been similar to [teo] [tesukatoru] well e.g., the flame the mark it is in the body, uses the breath and dust explosion. The rush where the track changes largely evasion is very difficult.”

This female dragons looks more like a bat than a dragon. Maybe it’s because of its face. Anyway, it has a breath attack, it’s hard to evade and it has a dust explosion attack. Mean b*tch dragon.

These screens make you wish the game goes to North America don’t you?