Pokemon: the world of the demonic, the satanic

Pikachu is cute. That’s me stating the obvious, but look at him, all chubby, rosy cheeked, and that voice certainly helps his cause. If there was a real Pikachu, you know what I’m gonna have as a pet…and as a generator. But through this next video, you will all learn how truly evil Pikachu and the rest of the Pokemon really are. Really.

Pikachu is cute. That’s me stating the obvious, but look at him, all chubby, rosy cheeked, and that voice certainly helps his cause. If there was a real Pikachu, you know what I’m gonna have as a pet…and as a generator. But through this next video, you will all learn how truly evil Pikachu and the rest of the Pokemon really are. Really.

Clearly, parts of the video have been edited for entertainment purposes, but you get the point. This is probably the funniest anti-Pokemon tirade I’ve ever seen. Such conviction! Now you see the error of your ways?! You can’t be saved!! Pokemon, plural, are your ticket to eternal damnation!

[via Everythingisterrible]