Pussy puts a stop to console wars (pics included *gasp*)

wii-360-ps3Aaaand now that we have your full attention (hahaha!), a very, shall we say, catty(?) Flickr user by the name of deskblog has posted a creative photo montage of console comparisons to make up for his uncreative username.

Errr…I mean, to show us a refreshing (yes, that’s the word) comparison that diverges from all the intensely heated console comparisons we’ve been getting lately. So. Where’s the pussy you ask? Dirty-minded readers would immediately think of a different kind of pussy, but this post has nothing to do with that. Sorry.

BUT! As promised, we do have a pussy getting in between consoles to give us a gauge to compare the consoles’ sizes. As you’ll see in the image above, the Wii is the smallest one by far, standing almost half of the 360 and PS3’s height. But then again, as they say, good things come in small packages right? So with that, it’s safe to say that the contest for “tallest console” will be left to the 360 and PS3.

See this is where things get tricky, so at this point, I think it’s time to bring in the pussy. Here pussy pussy…..

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As you can see [commences to take on a lecturer’s voice], the 360 only reaches up to the cat’s neck. And in that position, the cat is crouched down a bit. And yet, the PS3 reaches up to the cat’s eye level. Now, what do you think this means? *taps chin in ponderance* Oh but wait, on the other picture, the PS3 is almost at the level of the cat’s ears. But then again, whatever that means is totally up to you.

So what do we have here really? I’d be honest and say that what we have here is really not much (Jex H. is going for the brutally-honest-approach here people). But you gotta admit that the pics made you laugh, and took off some of the stress of the heated console wars we’re so used to seeing and reading about. Say what? You didn’t laugh? Not even for just a teeny little bit? Would it have been funnier if it was a dog?

But seriously now, I guess the point here really is that arguing over which console’s better is useless. In the end it all boils down to the fact that the more choices the gaming community has, the better. Everyone has their own opinion, and in expressing those opinions, you need not bring down other people (or consoles) to prove your point. Respect other people’s opinions if you expect them to respect yours too. And with that, cue the cheesy music.

wii-360-ps3Aaaand now that we have your full attention (hahaha!), a very, shall we say, catty(?) Flickr user by the name of deskblog has posted a creative photo montage of console comparisons to make up for his uncreative username.

Errr…I mean, to show us a refreshing (yes, that’s the word) comparison that diverges from all the intensely heated console comparisons we’ve been getting lately. So. Where’s the pussy you ask? Dirty-minded readers would immediately think of a different kind of pussy, but this post has nothing to do with that. Sorry.

BUT! As promised, we do have a pussy getting in between consoles to give us a gauge to compare the consoles’ sizes. As you’ll see in the image above, the Wii is the smallest one by far, standing almost half of the 360 and PS3’s height. But then again, as they say, good things come in small packages right? So with that, it’s safe to say that the contest for “tallest console” will be left to the 360 and PS3.

See this is where things get tricky, so at this point, I think it’s time to bring in the pussy. Here pussy pussy…..

catty comparison - Image 1catty comparison - Image 2

As you can see [commences to take on a lecturer’s voice], the 360 only reaches up to the cat’s neck. And in that position, the cat is crouched down a bit. And yet, the PS3 reaches up to the cat’s eye level. Now, what do you think this means? *taps chin in ponderance* Oh but wait, on the other picture, the PS3 is almost at the level of the cat’s ears. But then again, whatever that means is totally up to you.

So what do we have here really? I’d be honest and say that what we have here is really not much (Jex H. is going for the brutally-honest-approach here people). But you gotta admit that the pics made you laugh, and took off some of the stress of the heated console wars we’re so used to seeing and reading about. Say what? You didn’t laugh? Not even for just a teeny little bit? Would it have been funnier if it was a dog?

But seriously now, I guess the point here really is that arguing over which console’s better is useless. In the end it all boils down to the fact that the more choices the gaming community has, the better. Everyone has their own opinion, and in expressing those opinions, you need not bring down other people (or consoles) to prove your point. Respect other people’s opinions if you expect them to respect yours too. And with that, cue the cheesy music.

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