Sackboy casts his vote.. Obama, or McCain?

Sackboy votes! - Image 1 After patiently waiting in line for 3 hours to cast his vote, the internet’s biggest little celebrity and America’s new darling, Sackboy, appears calm, confident and self assured.

Pushing and shoving our way through the massive crowd of fans, kids and groupies that congregate wherever he makes an appearance, we managed to get a few words from the enigmatic socialite. What did he have to say? Who did he vote for?

Sackboy votes! - Image 1After patiently waiting in line for 3 hours to cast his vote, the internet’s biggest little celebrity and America’s new darling, Sackboy, appears calm, confident and self assured.

Pushing and shoving our way through the massive crowd of fans, kids and groupies that congregate wherever he makes an appearance, we managed to get a few words from the enigmatic socialite.

QJ: Sackboy, can you give us your thoughts on the electoral process?

Sackboy: Well it’s a little hard for me, especially the long lines and all the standing, it’s heck on my legs, you see I don’t have a functioning endoskeleton.

QJ: Can you tell us who you voted for Sackboy?

Sackboy: I’m a maverick… for change.

QJ: Can you verify reports that you’re planning a run for congress?

Sackboy: I’m also from Surrey.

QJ: Thanks so much for taking the time to talk to us!

And that was it, seconds later he was whisked into a waiting limo filled with tall leggy blondes, just as quickly as he appeared, Sackboy was gone.

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