Taiwanese Master Chief

While we generally don’t tend to cover every cheap ripoff from the Asian markets, we just had to cover this one. And the reason? We got Master Chief starring in 4 games called Dracula Zone, Hero, Pocket Tank, and Star Chazi. And a big thanks to Xiao Ma Hall for snapping the cool pics. Here’s what he had to say:

“I’m a Canadian English teacher living in Taiwan. I saw this at a roadside stand and had to pick it up. The cartridge is for a “GAMEKING” handheld system, and four games are included: Dracula Zone, Hero, Pocket Tank, and Star Chazi. Not sure where the MC fits into all of this, but he must kick some vampire ass.”

Here are the images I’m talking about:

   

What’s even funnier is the “Engrish” warnings at the bottom:

• The small parts can not be used under 3-year-old-child to avoid putting into mouth.
• 3 years-old children will be supervised by adult when play the game.
• No protection function when in accident.
• Forbid to play under the conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation.

Now I don’t know about the first three, but I don’t think I’ll be gaming in high pressure power areas anytime soon. Or maybe, that warning’s for Master Chief who might find these games addictive enough to play them while kicking some Covenant ass. Our thanks goes out to Xiao for the laugh.

While we generally don’t tend to cover every cheap ripoff from the Asian markets, we just had to cover this one. And the reason? We got Master Chief starring in 4 games called Dracula Zone, Hero, Pocket Tank, and Star Chazi. And a big thanks to Xiao Ma Hall for snapping the cool pics. Here’s what he had to say:

“I’m a Canadian English teacher living in Taiwan. I saw this at a roadside stand and had to pick it up. The cartridge is for a “GAMEKING” handheld system, and four games are included: Dracula Zone, Hero, Pocket Tank, and Star Chazi. Not sure where the MC fits into all of this, but he must kick some vampire ass.”

Here are the images I’m talking about:

   

What’s even funnier is the “Engrish” warnings at the bottom:

• The small parts can not be used under 3-year-old-child to avoid putting into mouth.
• 3 years-old children will be supervised by adult when play the game.
• No protection function when in accident.
• Forbid to play under the conditions of high pressure power and strong radiation.

Now I don’t know about the first three, but I don’t think I’ll be gaming in high pressure power areas anytime soon. Or maybe, that warning’s for Master Chief who might find these games addictive enough to play them while kicking some Covenant ass. Our thanks goes out to Xiao for the laugh.