WoW: How to kick out the guild slacker…
Here’s one for the guys still as sour as an Orc’s morning breath over the problems that World of Warcraft‘s Patch 2.0.1 shoved in our face. We thought that it was about time we got something to cheer you up.
And don’t worry, it’s not gonna be another slew of envy-inducing The Burning Crusade treats or videos. This time, we’re gonna be looking at some real (and hilarious) guild interaction.
Ever get that problematic cut-and-run guy in your guild who’s never around when you need them?
And when the going gets tough, they’re off, faster than a speeding bullet…AWAY from the battle. We’re sure everybody’s had their share of the Sir Robin (The-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot) character, and in celebration of guys like these, the gals over at WoW ladies just posted their guild leader’s reaction to their resident chicken, whom they’ve dubbed as “Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy.” Cheers!
[My guild] presents: Real men of genius.
(Real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy.
(Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy)
Week after week, you tirelessly attend raids on completed instances and easy boss kills, riding on the coat-tails of your guildmates, to farm your epic loot.
(I look good in overalls)
Try to learn a new encounter? That sounds like a repair bill to you, and if you didn’t have time to read the posted strategy, you sure didn’t have time to go out and get some gold.
(What’s our website again?)
Bad internet connection. Family emergency. Early morning appointment. Your staggering array of excuses is impressive and always amazingly well-timed.
(My dog ate my mouse)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, o Emperor of Opportunity. Because when the going gets tough… you’ve got to go.
(Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy)
Via WoW Ladies
Here’s one for the guys still as sour as an Orc’s morning breath over the problems that World of Warcraft‘s Patch 2.0.1 shoved in our face. We thought that it was about time we got something to cheer you up.
And don’t worry, it’s not gonna be another slew of envy-inducing The Burning Crusade treats or videos. This time, we’re gonna be looking at some real (and hilarious) guild interaction.
Ever get that problematic cut-and-run guy in your guild who’s never around when you need them?
And when the going gets tough, they’re off, faster than a speeding bullet…AWAY from the battle. We’re sure everybody’s had their share of the Sir Robin (The-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot) character, and in celebration of guys like these, the gals over at WoW ladies just posted their guild leader’s reaction to their resident chicken, whom they’ve dubbed as “Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy.” Cheers!
[My guild] presents: Real men of genius.
(Real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy.
(Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy)
Week after week, you tirelessly attend raids on completed instances and easy boss kills, riding on the coat-tails of your guildmates, to farm your epic loot.
(I look good in overalls)
Try to learn a new encounter? That sounds like a repair bill to you, and if you didn’t have time to read the posted strategy, you sure didn’t have time to go out and get some gold.
(What’s our website again?)
Bad internet connection. Family emergency. Early morning appointment. Your staggering array of excuses is impressive and always amazingly well-timed.
(My dog ate my mouse)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, o Emperor of Opportunity. Because when the going gets tough… you’ve got to go.
(Mr. Suddenly Has To Go Right After a Wipe Guy)
Via WoW Ladies
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