You know you’ve played too much Voyage Century when…

The fun-loving, free-spirited pirates of Voyage Century Online have been running a list over at their forums and it’s all about how someone would know if they’ve been playing too much of the game. After hearing a forum thread about pirate puns and square pigs, it’s always acts as a happy pill to take the scurvy away whenever we see how creative these folks can get.

Top Ten Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much Voyage Century:

10: You load up your car full of cheap stuff at Wal-Mart and then get upset when you can’t resell it at Target.
9: You find yourself eyeing the hedgehogs at the pet store very carefully.
8: You’ve honestly tried to mount a figurehead to your car so you can carry more people.
7: You use hours of mining/woodcutting as a form of punishment for the kids.
6: You try to install cannons out the back window of your SUV.
5: You are no longer afraid to fly because if your plane crashes you will respawn in the previous airport.
4: You tell your kids there wonÂ’t be Christmas this year because you have just hunted twelve reindeer and none of them dropped treasure maps.
3: You ask a car salesman how much metal and timber it will cost to upgrade your car to a BMW.
2: You try to ram every black vehicle you see at the supermarket, and then you take their goods.

And the number one way to tell if you play too much Voyage Century Online…

1: You attach sails to your car, drive off the pier into the sea, and then start screaming, “Abandon ship!” when the car submerges.

While these are only the top ten, there are a lot of other entries made by users over at the forums. Open up your masts and head on over by clicking the “Read” link below. And hey!, maybe you even have your own ideas.

The fun-loving, free-spirited pirates of Voyage Century Online have been running a list over at their forums and it’s all about how someone would know if they’ve been playing too much of the game. After hearing a forum thread about pirate puns and square pigs, it’s always acts as a happy pill to take the scurvy away whenever we see how creative these folks can get.

Top Ten Ways to Tell if You Play Too Much Voyage Century:

10: You load up your car full of cheap stuff at Wal-Mart and then get upset when you can’t resell it at Target.
9: You find yourself eyeing the hedgehogs at the pet store very carefully.
8: You’ve honestly tried to mount a figurehead to your car so you can carry more people.
7: You use hours of mining/woodcutting as a form of punishment for the kids.
6: You try to install cannons out the back window of your SUV.
5: You are no longer afraid to fly because if your plane crashes you will respawn in the previous airport.
4: You tell your kids there wonÂ’t be Christmas this year because you have just hunted twelve reindeer and none of them dropped treasure maps.
3: You ask a car salesman how much metal and timber it will cost to upgrade your car to a BMW.
2: You try to ram every black vehicle you see at the supermarket, and then you take their goods.

And the number one way to tell if you play too much Voyage Century Online…

1: You attach sails to your car, drive off the pier into the sea, and then start screaming, “Abandon ship!” when the car submerges.

While these are only the top ten, there are a lot of other entries made by users over at the forums. Open up your masts and head on over by clicking the “Read” link below. And hey!, maybe you even have your own ideas.