Where’s my labcoat? Half-Life 2 headcrab hats

 

Man, this would have been great for Halloween. The lovable psychotics at the Valve Studios’ secret dressmaking factory in the Himalayas were recently taken over by the Combine, leading to the mass production of something unexpectedly horrific, yet cute and stylish.

Yes folks, it’s a headcrab hat.

While scouring Steam for updates, we noticed that they were actually selling these nifty bits of headgear for 30 bucks. They even put it under the Half-Life 2 Critters merchandising group! It’s a cap shaped like a headcrab that actually looks rather comfortable, though it might end up sucking your brains and turning you into a mindless automaton.

See, if we get a bunch of these, we won’t just wear it to keep the sun away. We’d also grab a labcoat and some facepaint and scare the daylights out of people in cemeteries by slowly shambling towards them! Sweet! Let’s just hope none of those guys are carrying crowbars, or we’d be in for a world of hurt.

 

Man, this would have been great for Halloween. The lovable psychotics at the Valve Studios’ secret dressmaking factory in the Himalayas were recently taken over by the Combine, leading to the mass production of something unexpectedly horrific, yet cute and stylish.

Yes folks, it’s a headcrab hat.

While scouring Steam for updates, we noticed that they were actually selling these nifty bits of headgear for 30 bucks. They even put it under the Half-Life 2 Critters merchandising group! It’s a cap shaped like a headcrab that actually looks rather comfortable, though it might end up sucking your brains and turning you into a mindless automaton.

See, if we get a bunch of these, we won’t just wear it to keep the sun away. We’d also grab a labcoat and some facepaint and scare the daylights out of people in cemeteries by slowly shambling towards them! Sweet! Let’s just hope none of those guys are carrying crowbars, or we’d be in for a world of hurt.