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Brain Training Age

Nintendo’s no stranger to having their ideas “borrowed” or “not copied“, and if imitation is in fact the sincerest form of flattery, the boys at Ninty ought to be positively glowing with pride… or reaching for their number on speed dial. Ladies and gents, I introduce to the world… “Brain Train Age”!! Now let’s play a game of my own, see if you can guess what the game’s about, you only get one try (tough one huh!?) What’s that too tough for ya? That’s ok, the developers of Train Brain Age break it down for ya:

“What’s the key to healthy body and mind? Right! Doing exercise! You go to a gym to keep your body fit. En, how about your brain? Especially, when you have to sit before the computer for a long time? Try to exercise your brain!

Featuring activities designed to help stimulate your brain, like solving a series of simple, rapid-fire math equations as fast as possible, counting interesting icons and many other easy but interesting and helpful games, Brain Train Age is the very PC game for you to exercise your brain in a simple, fun and efficient way.”

Looks like the guys behind this little product need to use their own software a little more often, “En, how about your brain?” Let’s look at snippets from a few highlighted reviews shall we?

“Brain Train Age is a simple, fun and effective PC game for you to make mental exercise.” (Make mental exercise!? Snaps! Gimme some now!) “No matter you are a young player, a mother or a grandfather, having two grandsons already, Brain Train Age will help you to have a sharp and agile mind.” (Sweet, I myself am already having two grandsons, seems like the game for me!)

“Brain Train Age is a new type of game which is full of joy.” (Excellent, just the thing to drag me out of my pit of depression) “You can have a clear look from the picture to know in which aspect you should enhance, and then you may do some pertinence practise to improve.” (I don’t even know what this means, so I can’t effectively make fun of it) “Brain Train Age is a piece of brain-training game contains both challenge and entertainment.” (Marvellous, always wanted a piece of brain-training game) “This software also provides online upgrade to consummate the function and to update new game. So Brain Train Age is highly recommended.” (If I didn’t know better I’d say this little snippet was run through babelfish in every language known to man, and then the words scrambled around, scattered to the winds and reassembled by a French speaking Turkish mongoose.

I could go on, but I better not, after all I really ought to save some of the fun exploration for you guys, so DO IT! Get Brain Train Age NOW! Available for the low, low price of $19.95! If you’re already a pretty sharp sorta fella, you might want to try out the free trial version first though, I can’t be bothered to myself, I might just hurt my PC with my fist.

Via Brain Train Age Homepage

Brain Training Age

Nintendo’s no stranger to having their ideas “borrowed” or “not copied“, and if imitation is in fact the sincerest form of flattery, the boys at Ninty ought to be positively glowing with pride… or reaching for their number on speed dial. Ladies and gents, I introduce to the world… “Brain Train Age”!! Now let’s play a game of my own, see if you can guess what the game’s about, you only get one try (tough one huh!?) What’s that too tough for ya? That’s ok, the developers of Train Brain Age break it down for ya:

“What’s the key to healthy body and mind? Right! Doing exercise! You go to a gym to keep your body fit. En, how about your brain? Especially, when you have to sit before the computer for a long time? Try to exercise your brain!

Featuring activities designed to help stimulate your brain, like solving a series of simple, rapid-fire math equations as fast as possible, counting interesting icons and many other easy but interesting and helpful games, Brain Train Age is the very PC game for you to exercise your brain in a simple, fun and efficient way.”

Looks like the guys behind this little product need to use their own software a little more often, “En, how about your brain?” Let’s look at snippets from a few highlighted reviews shall we?

“Brain Train Age is a simple, fun and effective PC game for you to make mental exercise.” (Make mental exercise!? Snaps! Gimme some now!) “No matter you are a young player, a mother or a grandfather, having two grandsons already, Brain Train Age will help you to have a sharp and agile mind.” (Sweet, I myself am already having two grandsons, seems like the game for me!)

“Brain Train Age is a new type of game which is full of joy.” (Excellent, just the thing to drag me out of my pit of depression) “You can have a clear look from the picture to know in which aspect you should enhance, and then you may do some pertinence practise to improve.” (I don’t even know what this means, so I can’t effectively make fun of it) “Brain Train Age is a piece of brain-training game contains both challenge and entertainment.” (Marvellous, always wanted a piece of brain-training game) “This software also provides online upgrade to consummate the function and to update new game. So Brain Train Age is highly recommended.” (If I didn’t know better I’d say this little snippet was run through babelfish in every language known to man, and then the words scrambled around, scattered to the winds and reassembled by a French speaking Turkish mongoose.

I could go on, but I better not, after all I really ought to save some of the fun exploration for you guys, so DO IT! Get Brain Train Age NOW! Available for the low, low price of $19.95! If you’re already a pretty sharp sorta fella, you might want to try out the free trial version first though, I can’t be bothered to myself, I might just hurt my PC with my fist.

Via Brain Train Age Homepage

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