Jesus: Be saved, get a free PS3

Baseball managers do it, Stock market dudes do it, heck, Tretton and Reggie probably did it too when they launched the PS3 and Wii. For the guys who have their hands clasped and their knees on the ground, grovelling to the great creator (The one up “there”, not Sony) to grant them a PS3, we’ve got some good news for you (NOT to be taken seriously).

The guys over at the Landoverbaptist spoof site are telling us that if you do believe in Jesus (you know, the dude who walks on water), he might just grant you what you’ve all been wanting – a brand new PS3 by this Christmas. The directions are simple:

1. Hate your parents, and ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins. You are now one of his saved.
2. Find one of your mom or dad’s blank checks or credit cards.
3. Call up one of their local church offices. They’ll give you directions on how to fill out a “love offering” to them.

Enclosed with the PS3 is their version of the Tony Hawk game for the PS3, with cool add-ons like the Almighty himself ripping up the pavements in the game’s “God Mode”. Other fun, wholesome games include: Unreal Tournament and GTA.

For those of who weren’t quite sold with recent evangelists like Pat Robertson, Rick Warren or Jim Jones, and wanted a little something extra thrown in aside from the usual package deal of heaven and salvation, this one’s just waiting for your pledge. Pray now!

Via landoverbaptist

Baseball managers do it, Stock market dudes do it, heck, Tretton and Reggie probably did it too when they launched the PS3 and Wii. For the guys who have their hands clasped and their knees on the ground, grovelling to the great creator (The one up “there”, not Sony) to grant them a PS3, we’ve got some good news for you (NOT to be taken seriously).

The guys over at the Landoverbaptist spoof site are telling us that if you do believe in Jesus (you know, the dude who walks on water), he might just grant you what you’ve all been wanting – a brand new PS3 by this Christmas. The directions are simple:

1. Hate your parents, and ask Jesus to forgive you of your sins. You are now one of his saved.
2. Find one of your mom or dad’s blank checks or credit cards.
3. Call up one of their local church offices. They’ll give you directions on how to fill out a “love offering” to them.

Enclosed with the PS3 is their version of the Tony Hawk game for the PS3, with cool add-ons like the Almighty himself ripping up the pavements in the game’s “God Mode”. Other fun, wholesome games include: Unreal Tournament and GTA.

For those of who weren’t quite sold with recent evangelists like Pat Robertson, Rick Warren or Jim Jones, and wanted a little something extra thrown in aside from the usual package deal of heaven and salvation, this one’s just waiting for your pledge. Pray now!

Via landoverbaptist