Kreate a Fighter in Mortal Kombat: Armageddon
Midway Games decided that 60 hearts to tear out, skeletons to crush, and souls to suck aren’t enough for Mortal Kombat: Armageddon‘s bloodlust. So they decided to throw in Kreate a Fighter, which will allow you to kreate a fighter. Yeah, we’re seeing a line of people form outside the door, wanting to put terror professors and ex-girl friends and ex-boy friends on the other side of the arena, just waiting for a Fatality.
You want the kicker? Gaming Target has gone ahead and started creating some of their own juicy target Kombatants to play with in MKA. They’ve posted the recipes for each on their site. And the list don’t get any juicier than this:
- Ash from the Evil Dead movie portrayed by B-Movie actor Bruce Cambell (what? You couldn’t get Eric Roberts?!)
- Hulk Hogan (throw in Andre the Giant and Stone Cold and we’ll call it a steal!)
- Jason Voorhees (up next: Freddy Kruger! And out of the bottom of the well blue corner, Sadako/Samara!)
- Silent Bob (kinda empty without Jay, dont’cha think?)
- And finally, Jack Thompson… (… uh, read on below)
In related news: apparently Jack Thompson really does read about himself in the gaming media. You see, Destructoid reports that Jack Thompson has issued a cease-and-desist letter (not an ORDER, which would be a court thing) to Midway Games to “cease and desist immediately from (distributing) the game because of this unauthorized, illegal content.” He does take his image seriously.
Midway Games decided that 60 hearts to tear out, skeletons to crush, and souls to suck aren’t enough for Mortal Kombat: Armageddon‘s bloodlust. So they decided to throw in Kreate a Fighter, which will allow you to kreate a fighter. Yeah, we’re seeing a line of people form outside the door, wanting to put terror professors and ex-girl friends and ex-boy friends on the other side of the arena, just waiting for a Fatality.
You want the kicker? Gaming Target has gone ahead and started creating some of their own juicy target Kombatants to play with in MKA. They’ve posted the recipes for each on their site. And the list don’t get any juicier than this:
- Ash from the Evil Dead movie portrayed by B-Movie actor Bruce Cambell (what? You couldn’t get Eric Roberts?!)
- Hulk Hogan (throw in Andre the Giant and Stone Cold and we’ll call it a steal!)
- Jason Voorhees (up next: Freddy Kruger! And out of the bottom of the well blue corner, Sadako/Samara!)
- Silent Bob (kinda empty without Jay, dont’cha think?)
- And finally, Jack Thompson… (… uh, read on below)
In related news: apparently Jack Thompson really does read about himself in the gaming media. You see, Destructoid reports that Jack Thompson has issued a cease-and-desist letter (not an ORDER, which would be a court thing) to Midway Games to “cease and desist immediately from (distributing) the game because of this unauthorized, illegal content.” He does take his image seriously.
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